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.. Titty Song on FunnyOrDie.com ..See more funny videos at CollegeHumor Which Tarot Card Are You?
You are the Devil card. The Devil is based on the figure Pan, Lord of the Dance. The earthy physicality of the devil breeds lust. The devil's call to return to primal instincts often creates conflict in a society in which many of these instincts must be kept under control. Challenges posed by our physical bodies can be overcome by strength in the mental, emotional, and spiritual realms. Pan is also a symbol of enjoyment and rules our material creativity. The devil knows physical pleasure and how to manipulate the physical world. Material creativity finds its output in such things as dance, pottery, gardening, and sex. The self-actualized person is able to accept the sensuality and usefulness of the devil's gifts while remaining in control of any darker urges. Image from The Stone Tarot deck. http://hometown.aol.com/newtarotdeck/
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Your Monster Profile
Brutal Enigma
You Feast On: Beer
You Lurk Around In: Candy Factories
You Especially Like to Torment: Priests What's Your Monster Name?
Your Penis Name is: 100% All-beef Thermometer

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Michael J. Cox What's Your Porn Star Name?The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High
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What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!)
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You scored as Demon

Demon: Darkness is your sanctuary. Demons are many and are all different in appearence and rank. The most common are the ones that feed off of human souls. They love to make someone fall into their inner darkness. Blood, wrath, murder... You name it they love it. These beings don't care who you are, if they set their sights on you, let's just hope you know a good excorist. They kill any love within you and pull you toward their side. By any means possible. You wish for chaos and hate, you are the Demon.


Demon


100%

WereWolf


88%

Dragon


50%

Angel


5%

Faerie


5%

Mermaid


1%

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My Interests

.. Titty Song on FunnyOrDie.com ..BDSM, tattoos... did you read who I want to meet?? Ok, along those lines then. Oh, and I'm interested in producing/directing porn, but not starring in it. Take the quiz:
Which deviant fetish should you indulge in? (sexy pictures)

BDSM Fetish
Restraints! Hot wax! Chains! It's all about BDSM (Bondage Domination Sadism Masochism) for you! Whether you're the giver or receiver of pain - you'll love every moment of it, and because there are so many ways of indulging in BDSM, you're sure to find a possibility you and your partner will enjoy!
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What Is Your Kink?

Domination
You are most comfortable when in control. Having someone at your beck and call makes you hot. You can be very demanding, and expect perfection! In the bedroom, you take charge. Your motto is It's My way or the highway!

What SEX position are you?

Doggie!!
DAMN! You peoples like it ruff and wild...as that song goes "You and me baby aint nothin' but mamals so it lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel"!!!
How do you compare?
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I'd like to meet:


You Are Animal
A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!" The Muppet Personality TestBDSM folks, tattoo folks, Satanists, people fed-up with Bush (the president, not the delicious female treat), zombie folk (check out Zombie Pin-ups!!), and people I won't have to just slap in general.

Your Deadly Sins


Gluttony: 100%
Lust: 100%
Greed: 60%
Sloth: 60%
Wrath: 60%
Envy: 40%
Pride: 40%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 66.6%
You'll die from a diabetic coma you got while having a chocolate covered threesum with pigtailed coeds. How Sinful Are You?Take the quiz:
Are you going to Heaven or Hell?

Burn baby Burn!
Why did you ever bother asking yourself? Either you're completely unaware how evil and sadistic you are or you got a little giggle out of hearing just how messed up you are. Hope that the Mormons are right.

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Music:

Heavy Metal, Rock, Classic Rock, rocks i find in my drive way. Old rap, artistic rappers, shinny wrapping paper. See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

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Movies:

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The Omen (Scary...)
You are one of the last good horror movies. This is the story of how a husband and a wife unknowingly raises the Antichrist....until their deaths.
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Television:

Adult Swim!!!

According to experts, my personality type is :
Border Line Psycho Killer
Other people like me display these traits.

  • They are lawyers
  • They are trekkies
  • They eat tofu
  • They are gas station attendents

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    Books:

    H.P.Lovecraft is a fabulous writer. I didn't realize it as a highschooler cause he was very descriptive and it took a while for a story to hook. But now when I read his shortstories I get chills at it. Especially when you think that his writtings aren't that old.

    Heroes:


    You Are 88% Evil
    You're the most evil person you know.
    The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You? Anton LaVey, he may have been a lying bastard about stuff, but he shook up America. Bill Clinton, same reason. Al Franken, cause he can be so insulting with just the truth. Jerry Springer, cause he knows he makes crap but is willing to take the millions for it. Ron Jeremy, cause he was an unattractive teacher an now gets paid to screw hot chicks! Larry Flynt and Hugh Heffner, need I say more? Rob Zombie, cause he's god.
    You scored as Satanism. Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

    Satanism


    92%

    agnosticism


    71%

    Buddhism


    63%

    atheism


    54%

    Paganism


    42%

    Judaism


    38%

    Islam


    33%

    Hinduism


    29%

    Christianity


    4%
    Which religion is the right one for you? (new version)
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