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I'm all about animal rights, and Sopranos, and Fight Club, and making artwork about all 3 of those. If I'm in the middle of talking to you and I start doing some kind of weird dance without realizing it, it's probably because I have to pee. I love Dr. Seuss.BUD LIGHT SWEAR JAR

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myspace blogging fails

well for some reason when i write a myspace blog, it won't let me copy text from somewhere else and paste it to here.  myspace blogging fails.  i created a blogger.com account.http://dioxazinepurple.b...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jan 2010 13:25:00 GMT

'while my guitar gently weeps'

ben: what are you drawing? i want to draw with you.me: i'm not drawing, i'm doing stupid paperwork.ben: oh.  i want to do stupid paperwork with you.me: no, i don't think you do.  anyway you gotta know...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Jan 2010 16:50:00 GMT

scary thoughts

well me & mom just had this big long discussion.  it started with this: mom says how when she was in high school her grades were bad so she was grounded from the phone so she spliced some phone wires ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Dec 2009 22:08:00 GMT

buying a hospital

my dad and 39 other doctors bought a hospital yesterday.  bensalem medical center.  my dad was elected chairman---or the guy who signs all the documents the lawyers want you to sign when you buy a hos...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Dec 2009 16:33:00 GMT

it was the year

it was sometime in my late teens when my back started cracking almost every time i stretched it.it was the year i turned either 19 or 20, that i saw my first ever vericose vein in my lower outer thigh...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Dec 2009 19:42:00 GMT

an everyday nonsensical phrase

I've never really understood the term/phrase "making love."  Love......so love is something that's produced by having sex?  So there's more of it there, a higher quantity of it, after each time a coup...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:17:00 GMT

Leaving The Faery Realm

around every corner is a predator posing as a house pet.  each one wants to suck the life and warmth and joy and love of life out of me, meanwhile fooling me into thinking they just want to make me ha...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Nov 2009 12:42:00 GMT

the male conspiracy

so i was getting with this guy Sean for a while, and then he turned out to be kind of an asshole.  he kept trying to push me into threesome shit.  but i figured i would put up with him until i found s...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Oct 2009 11:16:00 GMT

well...

well Ralph is certainly no Nyxie....and neither is Vin Diesel.  But they have their qualities....not intelligence though (compared to Nyxie anyway); well, I mean, that is, if you associate adventurous...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Aug 2009 21:58:00 GMT

next

Maybe I'm the next David Sedaris.
Posted by on Thu, 27 Aug 2009 21:57:00 GMT