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The Emperor

The Musicians Emporium

About Me

BIG DUMB FACE - DUKE LION GREEN JELLO THREE LITTLE PIGSTERRY BOZZIO VS CHAD WACKERMAN BIG DUMB FACE AGAINHIS NAME IS AARON DARTH VADER IS A MUSICIAN AS WELL LAMB OF GOD'S REDNECK VIDEO It is time. Come one, come all to the Musicians Emporium. A safe haven where musicians, fans, engineers, producers, and adversaries may converse freely. This page will be devoted for the sole purpose of artists uniting. You may book shows, sell merchandise, generate tours, and make fans as much as you like. All musicians from all walks of life will be connected with one rhythm of syncopation and honor. The empire will be built stronger than ever before for the underground and professional. The best part is that there will be no dues, tyths, or taxes. This experiment shall be free just as the freedom of speech is. Only constructive criticism is allowed. You want your scene to be built just as high as everyone elses', therefore negativity is nothing but a weight on the boat. Come one, come all, to the Musician's Emporium. Let the networking commence!SLEEPYTIME GORILLA MUSEUM- COCKROACH LIVE IN SAN DIEGO Respect is a quality that all musicians must master. Since I've been in Fayetteville I've heard more band shit talking than actual band music! Can't we all just get along? Up in New York, the bands all did the same thing too. So I imagine it will continue happening everywhere until people start listening to The Emperor. The minute your scene dies just happens to be the same minute that you started a fight with someone in the scene that is there for the same fucking reason that you are. WELL! That makes a whole lot of fucking sense! Do all of these bands below this speech realize that with the correct connections and people skills they could log onto this space and book a forty show 2 month tour in less than 2 hours?! I think that they might start catching on now! Here is a good homework assignment for all of the emporiums' bands: Start sending me the contact information for all the bars you know of or have played at. Be specific, joe's bar in kentucky at 234-876-2934 will not work. Street address, type of bar, owner's name, promoters name, book agent's name, and the name of the hot bar tender that will give me a blow-job are all very important when booking a show.THANKS TO KORD FOR SHOWING ME HOW TO PASTE ALL THE VIDEOS! YOU ROCK, YOU FUCKING BLONDE!

My Interests

It doesn't really matter what my interests are does it? I want to know what your interests are without having to find you. I'm not going to be like the other whatever billion people that are on myspace. I'm sure I know how to get your attention too. Are you yourself? Do you know what you like? Do other people in your click decide that for you? Are you your own free thinking entity or are you an automatic collective mind reaction of everyone you hang-out with? Most of the people I've met don't like me. It's not because I'm mean, uneducated, or unsympithetic. It's because I refuse to act like them or their programmed consumer friends. I would like to challenge you by yourself sitting there at this computer. Think of the last twenty responses you had to the last 20 situations you've been through. Did it go well? Would you have responded differently? Was it just a series of impulses that you were used to and comfortable with, ones that you've seen your friends use, so you used them automatically, or did you try to think of a better way to solve it by yourself? Have you let your friends start to control you? Are you just a scene of someone else's bad responses and decisions? If you are, you have a headache right now, cause you can't punch me for proving that you are not original when I've never even met you. I win.

I'd like to meet:

MUDVAYNE AT OZZ FEST DEATH BLOOMSEvery musician on the planet! Mainstream, Underground, About to break, or just starting, you need to be my friend. The internet is a wild place where beasts roam free and nephlyms eat them. The sap from one thousand pine trees will flood the planet and force us to flow as one. We will survive together to bond the race to a formal gathering that has never happened before. The largest gathering of mankind is possible if we just believe. Victor Wooten just being a sick bass player again
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Music:

VIEW MY FRIENDS TO FIND OUT

Movies:

CANDIRIA TOOL VS MESHUGGAH

Television:

THE WAY I AM BY EMINEMESTRADESPHERE LIVE DOING WHAT THEY DO BEST MR. BUNGLE- REMAKE OF MY ASS IS ON FIRE

Heroes:

JUST AWSOME STUFF CLASSIC WIERD AL IF YOU DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW THE BERZERKER NO ONE WINS NOW HERE IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF A SCENES UNITY. I DON'T CARE IF YOU LIKE THE GROOVE OR NOT. WE ALL NEED TO TAKE A LESSON FROM BUSTA AND WHAT HE DOES HERE. NOW GET LOW. PRIMUS PLAYING GREET THE SACRED COW ON FARM CLUB ONE OF MUDVAYNES BETTER LIVE PERFORMANCES-INTERNAL PRIMATES FOREVER! YUHS! CANDIRIA! YUHS! WITHOUT WATER VIDEO! YUHS! Kalani MUDYANE IN GERMANY -1 WEIRD AL LIVE THE NIGHT SANTA WENT CRAZY JOHN ZORN WITH NAKED CITY PLAYING THEIR VERSION OF THE JAMES BOND THEME SONG

My Blog

You still have a choice

"You still have a choice" Why do you allow yourself to be controlled by fools. Why did you let yourself become so foolish. But don't worry, you're not alone. That was my excuse for the longest fuckin ...
Posted by The Emperor on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 08:37:00 PST

HOW TO ADVERTISE A SHOW CORRECTLY

When Advertising a show, you must first be aware of the numbers game. If you hand out 100 flyers, you will get five people to your show. If you hand out 3000 flyers you will get 400 people at your sho...
Posted by The Emperor on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 06:08:00 PST

How to start a tour

When starting a tour, you first need the venues. Say we have band A, we will call them The Zamar Rapture (aka: TZR). TZR lives in Detroit. TZR knows about all the clubs in Detroit.  TZR has just...
Posted by The Emperor on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 05:34:00 PST

How to create a tidal wave

In order to start a tidal wave, there must be a ripple. The ripple, once created abruptly enough, will carry itself with the flow. The flow will naturally gather speed and mass as it comes in contact ...
Posted by The Emperor on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 05:20:00 PST