Possible Zombie Squirrel Attack on Black Friday! |
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Target Warns of Squirrel Attack on Black Friday!
Target Stores prepare shoppers for possible zombie squirrel attacks on Black Friday. Black Friday is a traditional day for shopping for incred...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:12:00 GMT |
Rogue Squirrel Downs Plane! |
The squirrels have returned.
Just when the squirrel menace looked like it might have faded away, an American Airlines flight from Tokyo has been forced to make an emergency landing in Honolulu becaus...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT |
Zombie Squirrel Disease- AKA Squirrel Fever |
A contact of mine at the Department of Health has informed me of a study they have been performing on squirrels. Although he has not disclosed the nature or reason for the study, I am one to bel...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 13:09:00 GMT |
Histocronography of Zombie Squirrel-Pre-2000 |
I want to pass along some information to those who are unbeleivers. This is an article dated pre-Millinium. It is important to know that the histocronography of the ZSM (Zombie Squirrl Mov...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 12:29:00 GMT |
They TRIED to fool us! Ancestors of Zobbie Squirrels |
A few months after researchers on one team thought they had discovered a new family of rodent, another group snatched their glory by identifying the critter as a member of a family thought long extinc...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 09:27:00 GMT |
BBC News: Zombie Squirrels Invade Russia-Pets Beware! |
In a local media report, Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park. Passers-by were too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the ...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 11:38:00 GMT |
They are ALIVE and WELL! |
This is Squirrel Hunter contacting you through a remote website in the Wastelands. You are not safe!
LAREDO, Texas U.S. Municipal forces have killed a senior Zombist and personal associate of ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 09:22:00 GMT |
Sick in the head.....literally |
I've got a head cold. Do you ever remember seeing a sign at the hospital that said, "Ear, Nose and Throat." I didn't understand why those would be together until I got a sinus infection.&n...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 16:17:00 GMT |
Free Hugs |
So I was doing some research about Juan Mann and the Free Hugs campaign. It actually was inspired by a man named Jason Hunter's mother. I contacted Jason today to find out what the de...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:54:00 GMT |
SAINTS WIN!!! |
If anyone knows me they know that I've been a Saints fan for years. Yes a Raiders fan at heart, but a Saints fan in spirit. I am so happy they were able to play in the New Orleans' Superdo...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 21:18:00 GMT |
