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Artisan of Poisoned Desires

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I’m a pretty big geek, love RPG’s (tabletop and otherwise), Magic the Gathering, WoW, and am a pretty big horror freak, even though I get freaked out a bit easily ^_^. I’m very passionate, and although it may not seem like I have too much of an opinion on things, the things that I do care about I do with all of my being (and that equals up to A LOT of caring!).

I’m pretty quiet at first, not very used to meeting new people, but I do eventually warm up, and when I do you’ll see that I’m a pretty sweet guy, but definitely love my sarcasm, double entendres, and occasionally the Elvira-esque pun

Your result for Which Changeling Are You?...

Fairest


Thou, queen, art the fairest in the land;

but o'er the hills, in the shade

a beauty lays to bed,

she's lovelier by far - so take her head.

This story concerns a breathtaking young man who dreamed of the love of a beautiful girl in his village. One night he made a special cake from a recipe he learned from his grandmother, and he waited in the dark for a faerie to come and take it.


The door opened; a dark tall faerie came in. He said to the faerie, “Not for you,” but his arrogance failed him; he shouldn’t have spoken to her. So he sat and waited a little longer. The door opened again; a loathly hag stepped in. The hag reached out her hand for the cake, but the young man slapped her hand away and said with anger, “Not for you.” His wrath got the better of him; he shouldn’t have touched her. So he sat and waited a little longer, and the door opened; a lady of unearthly beauty and grace stepped in, and he could say nothing, so stunned was he.


And the lady said, “For me,” and took his cake.


She stayed with him after that, this lady. She granted his wishes but somehow they were always twisted. He wished for money, and soon he married an ugly old woman, in the hopes that she would die and leave him nothing. The old woman proved healthier than he could imagine and was cruel and mean. The youth turned to his Fae lady again and wished the old woman dead.


True to her word, the Fae lady brought the plague to the town and the old woman died – so too did the young man’s sweetheart. He gained the mean old woman’s riches – but his love was dead – and so he wished himself dead and fell into a deep slumber.


He awoke in his coffin, buried six feet under, and as he began to beat upon the wood in his face, he heard a sweet, melodic voice say, “For me.” If anyone were to dig up his coffin, they would find nothing but dried leaves and stones.


This is the way of the Fairest. They take what and whom they will take, and they will have their fun first. They are to be loved and admired and they have right to treat that love how they will. The few who try to rise above that pettiness are something to be admired. They won their beauty very fairly.


Their flight from through the Hedge was the hardest to accomplish. The world they were a part of was hedonistic and very, very enchanting. It was a beautiful world filled to the brim with pain that was sweet and cruelty that was pleasant. They were surrounded by creatures thousands of times lovelier than anything on Earth. They had to focus all of their being on remembering what it was to be plain and to walk among the ordinary.


So, those who do leave are those with enough sense of self to abandon ecstasy, to love themselves and practice poetic justice. Theirs is a lesson in Pride and Wrath. Their dreams are filled with hellish beauty. Radiant blossoms become drenched in blood. Hair from a lover’s face becomes strands of barbed wire slicing their smiles away. And when they wake they don’t quite know if their screaming in anger or bliss.


Beasts | Courtless | Darklings | Elementals | Ogres | Wizened

Take Which Changeling Are You? at H ello Q uizzy

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can like me. Not really that picky, just...someone who can love and accept me.

Your result for The Classic Dames Test...

Rosalind Russell

You are one wise-cracking lady, always quick with a clever remark and easily able to keep up with the quips and puns that come along with the nutty situations you find yourself in. You're usually able to talk your way out of any jam, and even if you can't, you at least make it more interesting with your biting wit. You can match the smartest guy around line for line, and you've got an open mind that allows you to get what you want, even if you don't recognize it at first. Your leading men include Cary Grant and Clark Gable, men who can keep up with you.

Find out what kind of classic leading man you'd make by taking the Classic Leading Man Test .
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Your result for The Greek Mythology Personality Test...

Orpheus

You are an artist, an aesthete, a sensitive, and someone who has never really let go of that childlike innocence. To you, all of life has a sense of wonder in it, and the story of Orpheus was written about someone just like you.

When the Argo passed the island of the Sirens, Orpheus played a song more beautiful than the Sirens to prevent the crew from becoming enticed. When his wife died, he ventured into the underworld to charm Hades but, in his naivete, he looked back becoming trapped there.

You can capture your unique world view and relate it to others with the skill of a master storyteller. Your sensitivity and creativity make you a treasure to the human race, but your thin-skinned nature and innocence can cause you a lot of disenchantment and pain. What's doubly unfortunate is that, if you try to lose those traits, you never will, and everyone will be able to tell that you're putting up an artificial shell to prevent yourself from being hurt.

Famous people like you: Hemingway, Shakespeare, Mr. Rogers, Melville, Nick Tosches
Stay clear of: Icarus, Hermes, Atlas

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My Blog

Stolen from Nat

1. I'll respond with something random about you. 2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you. 3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in. 4. I'll say something that only makes sense to yo...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 16:08:00 GMT

analytical angst

So...this is old hat, but I'm thinking about this without getting too emotional, so instead of depressed I'm just very, very confused. So...I dunno'...maybe one of you can explain how the fuck this p...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 21:07:00 GMT

Heart: a ramble and self-discovery

Alright so, another rambling. I’ve been thinking alot lately about being alone and isolated and abandoned lately and...I dunno’. I had my "talking to the walls and pretending they’r...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 21:21:00 GMT

loneliness and vengeance (two poems)

"Feels like the weight of the world Like all my screams have gone unheard"* Choked with a scarf of flesh Unvoluntary twitching To feel unwanted and used To feel abandoned and betrayed Paranoid or not,...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 13:54:00 GMT

Fine, fuck it, I give up

Fuck love. Fuck being nice. Fuck trying. First date I ever had, I was being nice and going out with a guy when we both knew we weren't compatible. He says he doesn't want to anymore the day after and ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 21:12:00 GMT

Thairone’s view on devils.

Ah, yes. Good ol' dungeons and dragons. Well, Chris will be happy to know I now fully respect the difference between demons and devils and I've even come to respect evil in it's lawful aspect as a who...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 19:05:00 GMT

I love you (a poem)

Is it really worth it? Is whatever thing you're feeling that will pass with time (I swear it will pass with time) Worth the toxic fumes you put into your body? Are the little giggles you get for a fe...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 11:13:00 GMT

And suddenly, he was happy

Yeah, I know, my emotions are swinging more than a bisexual whore at a nymphomaniac convention but now I'm happy. And it's all thanks to the Ukulady! We'll see if this video shows up on my blog, if no...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 04:05:00 GMT

Pride (warning, dont read if youre happy)

Pride Wave your flag and march in lines Shout your cause till your blue in the face But how can I have pride for us When just thinking of you makes me want to Bleed myself Bleed you Let loose the l...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 07:59:00 GMT

Multiple orgasms!

This is on my page, but chances are most people will link directly to this blog instead of looking at my page then go: "A blog called 'multiple orgasms'!....I'M THERE!" So I hope this brings you all t...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 19:35:00 GMT