Michelle

My less than humble upbringing taught me a great deal about reality. Life ain't easy; especially when you are poor white trash. I am the middle child of 5. My mother smoked the whole time she was pregnant with me. Though I couldn't tie my shoes until I was 6, I could read and speak in complete sentences before age 4. I had to be very independent since my parents sucked at planning...and using condoms. People have always told me I was "mature for my age". Today, I am still mature and happy with an overall positive outlook on life.I am happily divorced and in an effortless, committed relationship (+years). What can I say, I'm quite a catch. Guys have a tendency to fall in love with me or at least the idea of me. I am not your typical girl. I drink beer and Captain and Cokes. I laugh at dead baby jokes and I have excellent taste in music. By day, I work for Comcast Cable which affords me the finer things in life like a car, food and photography paraphernalia. My goal is to get paid enough to live off of my photography. Right now, I do what I can to get exposure, but so far it is not steady enough to leave the glitz and glamour of responding to emails from douche bags complaining about their cable service.To sum me up is hard but I will try. On the outside, I am tough. I am relentlessly sarcastic. I am brutally honest and have a tendency to point out what everyone else is thinking but afraid to say. I have put my foot in my mouth on many occasions without remorse. All of this is just a defense system for a sensitive, caring, nurturer. I love people that get me and that can handle some of the stupid shit that comes out of my mouth. I live life week by week and waste my time killing time until I finally die. embed enableJavascript="false" allowscriptaccess="never" allownetworking="internal" allowScriptAccess="never" style='display:none' src=''