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About Me

I write a weeklyish column using the pseudonym Grim Rita for a load of anarchist cunts called Faceparty; they used to be corporate cunts but thankfully have disemboweled their advertisers and now live in a sex commune in Liverpool St. I have a thing for stairlifts and pink rubber Nazi unicycling dwarves. I enjoy alcohol, weapons, pork bellies, cock, The Dog Whisperer, nice perfume, Bizarre Magazine but only for the dead people and tits, walks by the canal, decent porn, Jack Russells, The History of London, art, but not that shit at the Tate Modern, Sir Henry at Rawlinsons End, Lewis Black, The Globe Theatre, being naked in a cornfield in August, olives and camping.Done stand up. Piece of piss. Now concentrating on having sex with underage boys.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
Grim Rita Sings Fine Fine Line from Avenue Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh2K8GgVPOQ

A little xmas video of me singing Fine Fine Line from Avenue Q. It was minus bloody eight in that castle!


Grim Rita sings Fine Fine Line From Avenue Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh2K8GgVPOQ

I did this sober!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who smoke, are unreasonable when drunk, who can read, who have an opinion that they didn't get out of a magazine and people who don't make me want to vomit.

My Blog

Well I did my first show!!

So I did my first show. Opened up with a nice little gag, ripple of laughter, second gag, laughter and so on till a third of the way in I went utterly and totally blank!!! White! Nothing! Couldn't rem...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 10:38:00 GMT