About Me
FUCK YOU AND THIS WHOLE STATE AND EVERYONE IN IT. FUCK THE PANHANDLERS GRUBBING FOR MONEY AND SMILING AT ME BEHIND MY BACK. FUCK THE SQUEEGY MEN DIRTYING UP THE CLEAN WINDSHIELD ON MY CAR, GET A FUCKIN JOB. FUCK THE SIKHS AND THE PAKISTANIS, BOMBING DOWN THE AVENUES IN DECREPIT CABS, CURRY STEAMING OUT THEIR PORES, STINKIN UP MY DAY, TERRORISTS IN FUCKIN TRAINING, SLOW THE FUCK DOWN!!! FUCK THE CHELSEA BOYS WITH THEIR WAXED CHESTS AND PUMPED UP BICEPS, GOING DOWN ON EACH OTHER IN MY PARKS AND ON MY PIERS, JIGGLING THEIR DICKS ON MY CHANNEL 35! FUCK THE KOREAN GROCERS WITH THEIR PYRAMIDS OF OVERPRICED FRUIT AND THEIR TULIPS AND ROSES WRAPPED IN PLASTIC. 10 YEARS IN THE COUNTRY, STILL NO SPEAKA ENGLISH? FUCK THE RUSSIANS, MOBSTER THUGS SITTIN IN CAFES SIPPING TEA IN SMALL GLASSES, SUGAR CUBES BETWEEN THEIR TEETH. WHEELIN AND DEALIN AND SCHEMING, GO BACK WHERE YOU FUCKIN CAME FROM. FUCK THE BLACK HADATH HASIDIM STROLLING UP AND DOWN THE STREET IN THEIR DIRTY GABARDINE WITH THEIR DANDRUFF, SELLING SOUTH AFRICAN AKPARTI DIAMONDS. FUCK THE BROKERS, SELF STYLED MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE, MICHAEL DOUGLAS, GECKO WANNA-BE MOTHERFUCKERS FIGURING OUT NEW WAYS TO ROB THE HARD WORKING PEOPLE BLIND, SEND THOSE ENRON ASSHOLES TO JAIL FOR FUCKING LIFE!!! YOU THINK BUSH AND CHANEY DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THAT SHIT? GIVE ME A FUCKIN BREAK! FUCK THE PUERTO RICANS, 20 TO A CAR SWELLING UP THE WELFARE ROLLS, WORST FUCKIN PARADE IN THE CITY. AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE DOMINICANS CUZ THEY MAKE THE PUERTO RICANS LOOK GOOD. FUCK THE ITALIANS, THEIR POMADED HAIR, THEIR NYLON WARM UP SUITS, THEIR SAINT ANTHONY MEDALLIONS SWINGING THEIR JC'S BEHIND LOUISEVILLE SLUGGER BASEBALL BATS THINKING THEIR AUDITIONING FOR THE SOPRANOS. FUCK THE UPPER-EAST SIDE WIVES WITH THEIR ARAMIS SCARS AND THEIR $50 DA LUCIA ARTICHOKES, OVER FED FACES GETTING LIFTED AND PULLED AND STRETCHED ALL TAUGHT AND SHINY. YOUR NOT FOOLING ANYBODY SWEETHEART! FUCK THE UP-TOWN BROTHERS, THEY NEVER PASS THE BALL, THEY DONT WANNA PLAY DEFENSE, THEY TAKE 5 STEPS ON EVERY LAYUP TO THE HOOP AND THEN THEY WANNA TURN AROUND AND BLAME EVERYTHING ON THE WHITE MAN. SLAVERY ENDED 137 YEARS AGO, MOOOVE THE FUCK ONNN! FUCK CORRUPT COPS WITH THEIR ANUS VIOLATION PLUNGERS AND THEIR 41 SHOTS STANDING BEHIND A BLUE WALL OF SILENCE. YOU BETRAY OUR TRUST! FUCK THE PRIESTS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS DOWN SOME INNOCENT CHILDS PANTS. FUCK THE CHURCH THAT PROTECTS THEM, DELIVERING US INTO EVIL, AND WHILE YOUR AT IT FUCK J.C. HE GOT OFF EASY, A DAY ON THE CROSS, A WEEKEND IN HELL AND ALL THE HALLELUJAHS OF THE LEGION ANGELS FOR ETERNITY. FUCK OSAMA BIN LADEN, AL QUIDA AND BACKWARD-ASS CAVE DWELLING FUNDAMENTALIST ASSHOLES EVERYWHERE . ON THE NAMES OF INNOCENT THOUSANDS MURDERED, I PRAY YOU SPEND THE REST OF ETERNITY WITH YOUR 72 WHORES ROASTING IN A JET FUELED FIRE IN HELL. YOU TOWEL HEADED CAMEL JOCKEYS CAN KISS MY ROYAL IRISH ASS. FUCK YOU THIS WHOLE STATE AND EVERYONE IN IT. FROM THE ROW HOUSES OF MEADOW WOOD TO THE PENTHOUSES ON WATER STREET, FROM THE PROJECTS IN PARK HEIGHTS TO THE LOFTS ON FELLS POINT. FROM THE TENEMENTS IN TOWSON TO THE BROWNSTONES ON PRATT TO THE SLIT LEVELS IN WHITE MARSH. LET AN EARTH QUAKE CRUMBLE IT, LET THE FIRES RAGE, LET IT BURN TO FUCKIN ASH THEN LET THE WATERS RISE AND SUBMERGE THIS WHOLE RAT INFESTED PLACE. NO... FUCK YOU
