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About Me

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-i like to sleep with my brand new shoes on! -i have a costume fetish! I can fit my fist in my mouth, my legs behind my head, i can pop my elbow, jaw, shoulder, and hip out of place on cue. I can pop my chest and collarbone. I can burb/belch my ABCs. fit 16 jumbo marshmellows in my mouth! i can double tie a cherry stem with my tongue... and i have a very fucking bad potty mouth!found this stars layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com :: a href="http://xanga.com/lissa337

My Interests

Rocks, calories, Pretty Shiney Guns, and space! Shoes!

I'd like to meet:

Some smurfs from the forest, Snorks in the Sea, and Yogi Bear if I go camping!

Music:

Anything that goes well with studying, gets me going, or sounds good crusing down da PCH. (california)

Movies:

YES! as long as u bring the salami and cheese... with you.. fuck the popcorn and nachosTypes: anything that makes me pee in pants, scared shitless, makes me cry, or makes me wanna kick ass after the movie..

Television:

Anything Hanna Barbara, CSI, CSI Miami, Foster Imaginary Friends, Dave Chapelle Show, Girlfriends, but I hate reality shows..

Books:

An atlas!

Heroes:

Leonardo, Ralphal, Donatello, and Michealangelo.

My Blog

IDIOTic stupid random myspace pplZ

Stupid people! seriously.... do people actually take this shit serious??? i had some dumb fuck.. send me a random message... saying that "do i think im that important, for me talk like that".. what a ...
Posted by One Shot Wonder! on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 07:19:00 PST

wanting to perfect myself

im hella skinny yes! but... there is so much flap around every part of my body i want to cry! there are things in life people want to accomplish...here are 5 things i would like to accomplish!1. take...
Posted by One Shot Wonder! on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 12:55:00 PST

Stupid ass fuckin bitches.. always causing shit!

it really pisses me off when girls fuck around with guys.. not for the fact that they are playing 2 people I could careless... but what i dun understand why.. they would date 2 guys who have beef wit...
Posted by One Shot Wonder! on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 12:28:00 PST

FUCKIN ROCKETS!

fuckin rockets i swear they were on a freaking 18-4 pt lead and then now GS comes back with 1.2 seconds to go and the score is hou 107 and GS 109 wth! aiya! maybe i should start watching football.....
Posted by One Shot Wonder! on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:59:00 PST

I cant make in front of fat ppl ANYMORE! I will go to hell!

i fucking hate school! i fucking hate school! i fucking hate school! its 330 in the fucking morning... and im not even half way through.... as everyone knows i have the worst back ever... its so bad i...
Posted by One Shot Wonder! on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 01:32:00 PST

dogs take the place of men

i miss my doggy.... dogs are great substitutes for men..
Posted by One Shot Wonder! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST