I'M A 39YR OLD {POPPO-FAGET & FUCKIN NARC HATER}! I GREW UP IN COTTAGE GROVE,MN. U.S.A.! I'M NOT GOING TO MISS LEAD ANYONE! I AM ONLY A WANTABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MUSICIAN! JUST A HARDCORE MUSIC JUNKY! HELL YEAH!! MY INTEREST IN ROCK-N-ROLL STARTED BACK WHEN I WAS 10-11YRS OLD. SABBATH,MAIDEN,PRIEST,NUGGENT,SKYNYRD,ZEPPELIN,OZZY ECT. I WAS A MAJOR SABBATH FAN,ALONG WITH THE MUSIC CHOICES & MAYBE AGE CAME AN ATTITUDE TOWARDS PEOPLE WHO THOUGHT THEY HAD AUTHORITY OVER ME. FUCKIN PRICK TEACHERS,STRICT PARENTS,ADULTS WITH 1 WAY MINDS ECT. ALONG WITH THAT CAME NO FUCKIN HAIRCUTS,WEED & L.S.D. "OH BOY" I HAD LIFE FIGURED OUT!! HA,HA.. I FOUND MY FRIEND,"ROCK-N-ROLL" AT 13. I HAD A PAPER ROUTE ON THE STREET I LIVED ON & THERE WERE A GROUP OF OLDER CRAZY FUCKERS THAT LIVED ON MY STREET THAT HAD INVITED ME TO A CONCERT,STILL TO THIS DAY,I BELIEVE THE ONLY REASON WHY DUDES 7 YRS OLDER THAN ME INVITED ME,WAS CAUSE I HAD THE FUCKIN KILLER BUD!! SO ONE SUNDAY AFTER CHURCH I TOLD MY PARENTS THAT I WAS GOING FISHING WITH A BUDDY & WENT WITH THE OLDER DUDES TO 1ST AVE,IT'S STILL ONE OF THE BEST PLACE IN THE CITIES TO GO ROCK OUT & RAISE SOME HELL! IT WAS AN ALL AGE SHOW. METALLICA,ARMORED SAINT & OLD ANTHRAX "SPREADING THE DISEASE! THE 1ST 5 MINUTES OF ANTHRAX TOTALLY AMAZED ME! THEY PLAYED HARDER THAN I COULD EVER IMAGINE!I WAS SOLD! WATCHING EVERY BAND MEMBER PLAYING AS FAST AS THEY WERE 7-10 SONGS IN A ROW,HOLY SHIT,I WAS OUT OF BREATH JUST WATCHING THEM! THE WAY I LOOKED AT IS ANYBODY CAN PLAY MUSIC,BUT HARDCORE BANDS GIVE IT THERE FUCKIN ALL,WHAT AN ADRENALINE RUSH. THERE WERE PEOPLE GOING NUTS IN WHAT I CALLED A CIRCLE. BY THE TIME METALLICA CAME ON EVERYBODY WAS LOOSE,THEY PLAYED JUST ABOUT EVERY SONG DAVE MUSTANG WROTE!! & THEN SOME! AT THE TIME I DIDN'T KNOW THAT,BUT IT WAS JUST A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE I FIGURED IT OUT!! EVEN WITH OTHER BANDS MUSIC,,YOU GUY'S COULDN'T & WOULDN'T HAVE MADE IT IF YOU DIDN'T,SELL OUT,GO POZER,TO GET THE INTEREST OF KIDS!! YOU FUCKERS SUCK IN MY MIND!!! GOOD OLD CLIFFY BOY IS WEIGHTING FOR EACH BAND MEMBER TO LIVE THROUGH A NICE LONG SLOW DEATH,THEN THEY WILL BE ABLE TO GO VISIT HIM IN HIS WORLD!!! WHERE HE'S ALL READY TO WHACK EM AGAIN!! FUCKIN RICH UNHAPPY POZERS!!! EWWWFTA!! ANYWAYS,,,IS WHAT CAUGHT MY ATTENTION WAS THE AGGRESSION THAT THESE BANDS PUT INTO EVERY SONG. SABBATH & ALL THE OTHER MELLOW SHIT I HAD BEEN LISTENING TO,I WILL ALWAYS HAVE ROOM FOR YOU,BUT HEAVIER MUSIC "ALLOWS ME TO GET MORE CRAZY" SO I BEGAN GOING TO LOCAL SHOWS ALL THE TIME,HARDCORE SHOWS WERE THE ONLY GIGS I WAS INTERESTED IN. PANTERA,SLAYER,SEPULTURA,"ANTHRAX AMONG THE LIVING",S.O.D,M.O.D.... BUT I DO BELIEVE THAT THE BEST INFLUENCE FOR ME WAS GETTING TO KNOW THE GUY'S IN PANTERA!!I SEEN THEM 7x IN 1 YEAR! AFTER THE 3rd SHOW I GOT NOTICED,CAUSE I GOT HURT HAVING FUN & THEY DIDN'T LIKE THAT! SO PHIL HELPED PICK ME UP OFF THE FLOOR & SAID YOU CRAZY FUCKER,YOU BETTER GO BACK STAGE WITH THE ICE PACKS THAT SECURITY WAS BRINGING ME & RELAX UNTIL WE ARE DONE WITH OUR SET!! SO ME & MY BUDDIES GOT ESCORTED BACKSTAGE. THE BEST INVITATION I HAVE EVER HAD,THEM GUY'S DIDN'T FUCK AROUND WHEN IT CAME TO "PARTYIN". KILLER FUCKIN MEMORIES.{DIMEBAG}I THINK ABOUT YOU EVERYDAY,YOU FUCKIN LEGEND YOU... I SOMEHOW "ACCIDENTLY" BROKE MY WRIST & GOT TONS OF BROOZES OVER THAT YR TRYING TO HANG IN THE PIT. BUT IT WAS ALL GOOD! I DID COME TO REALIZE THAT THIS 120LB AMUTURE COULD NOT PHISICALLY PIT WITH ALL THE BIG MEAN MOTHER FUCKERS OUT THERE! SO I TRIED STAGE DIVING & CROUD SURFIN INSTEAD! WHAT A NEW HIGH! THE BOUNCERS WERE ALLOWING IT TO,AS LONG AS YOU DIDN'T HANG AROUND ON THE STAGE,IT WAS HURRY UP & JUMP. I WISHED IT LASTED THE WHOLE FUCKIN SHOW THOUGH,MY 5-6 TIME OFF THE STAGE,WHOOPS,BROKEN COLLAR BONE!! FUCKIN PUSSIES MOVED OUT OF THE WAY & THE FLOOR DIDN'T FEEL TO GOOD!"OH FUCKIN WELL" IT DIDN'T STOP ME FROM SPENDING THE NIGHT AT THE RADISSON WITH PANTERA THOUGH.. EVEN WITH THOSE "ACHES & PAINS" KILLER FUCKIN MEMORIES! IT'S HARD TO FIND A PLACE THAT WILL LET ME JUMP ANYMORE. IT FUCKIN SUCKS,I"M 86ED FROM A COUPLE OF THE BEST PLACES IN TOWN. I WOULDN'T TAKE IT BACK FOR A SECOND THOUGH! MY MAIN INTEREST IN MUSIC HAS BECAME"FUCKIN DEATH MUSIC"IS MY FAV,BUT JUST GOOD OLD "HARDCORE ANYTHING" WORKS BIGTIME FOR ME! AT 39,I SEE NO MELLOWING OUT,THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH VOLCALS & THE KILLER DRUMMERS HAVE ME SOLD! FOR LIFE! THE CHURCH THING I MENTIONED,I HAD TO DO IT TELL I WAS 18,THE DAY OF MY 18TH B-DAY WAS MY LAST! SENSE THEN,MY CHURCH IS FUCKIN KILLER SHOWS!!! THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT CHURCH WAS?? THE WAFFERS & WINE WERE PLENTY FINE WHEN I WAS STONED OUT OF MY MIND!! THERE'S THE SCOOBY ON MY SICKNESS!!! P.S."I WAS A SLOW LEARNER" CAUSE THERE'S TONS OF YOUNGSTERS THAT CAN PLAY AN INSTRUMENT,BEFORE THERE POTTY FUCKIN TRAINED! "GOD DAMN IT" WHAT WERE MY PARENTS THINKING? FUCKIN SPORTS? I WAS NO ATHLETE!! THEY HAD KILLER INTENTIONS THOUGH. AM I AN ANGRY FUCK??? HA,HA,HA,ONLY AT THE PEOPLE WHO FUCK WITH ME,THE BANDS THAT MELLOW OUT,OR "WENT FUCKIN POZER" & THE BANDS THAT SAY THEY PLAY "DEATH MUSIC" BUT DON'T! DON'T BE "AFRAID MOTHER FUCKERS" IT'S JUST ROCK-N-ROLL! I WANT MY COVER MONEY BACK YOU FUCKIN PUSSIES!!!
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