Storytime with Violet, Age 8 - "The Naughty Crumbs" |
I was lucky enough to stumble across this charming tale (along with a few others by the same budding young author) today. All of the original text has been preserved, save the name, which has been ch...
Posted by sarah-jay on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 06:52:00 PST |
I hate the elderly. |
That's about all I have for today. I hate you, elderly people*. You are mean, and you carry around a whining sense of entitlement, and you are mean, and I know I am of no consequence to you or your ...
Posted by sarah-jay on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:05:00 PST |
urban outfitters photoshoot |
"Well hey-y-y, who have we here? Anastasia? Oh, yeah, I did meet you before - sorry that was like 5 a.m. and I've been running on coffee fumes for the past five hours getting this shoot set up just ...
Posted by sarah-jay on Wed, 09 May 2007 04:19:00 PST |
this is ridiculous |
Please do not read this.Enjoy instead this comic from the internet which sums up my personality aptly:BASiC iNF0name: Sarahhhhnicknames: Sars, whatever cute thing Christo is calling me.age: Clinging ...
Posted by sarah-jay on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:29:00 PST |
this makes me happier than just about anything. |
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Posted by sarah-jay on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 10:14:00 PST |
Can you out-ghetto me? |
This week I have:· Run out of toilet paper and been forced to use napkins. · Run out of real food and clean dishes. This exercise involved eating plain stovetop stuffing out of a pyrex measuring cup...
Posted by sarah-jay on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 04:33:00 PST |
public service announcement no. 2 |
I am a bad friend. No, really. Just because I seem to enjoy you and keep saying we should do something, and yet never call you, does not mean that I am unenthusiastic about your company. I probably...
Posted by sarah-jay on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 09:37:00 PST |
Shit Which I Hate: Special Holiday Bitchery |
Sometimes when it's late at night and Witherbees (my officious butler) has finally completed his nightly ritual of draining his cracked brown mug of sticky hootch and sprawling himself by the fireplac...
Posted by sarah-jay on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 12:13:00 PST |
What George W and I have in common: |
We are both closeted Harry Potter addicts.Sorry to out you, Georgie. See you in line for book seven!
Posted by sarah-jay on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 03:10:00 PST |
Shit Which I Hate, Vol. 2 |
More public ranting, because I'm a boring and bitter person. Very, very bitter.· Political blogs. Yes, hahahaha, George Bush's policies ARE wacky! You must have such a refined sense of Ameri...
Posted by sarah-jay on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 04:51:00 PST |
