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blimus

About Me

noone likes an update vile things they are however quiche bono the songherb from you tube is a ploon.... dickie and andy are now playing with our fine chum deano in the splendide bifter bandings ponce more into the breach boldly step mr dick 2 dddrumskins and young thrusting troggo basso profundo percy tit has moidered his cuzin perkins by killing him to death so he feels unwell whilst mr dave remains stalwart behind his untrustworthy thoroughly unreliable spanking crimson nordbert and his unergonomically unsound unhammondo alongside his dear spinning wives lesleys on the fromage free front meester jimbubble also limps onwards and sidediddledumplingwards with his huge array of innappropriate reedy glockonshpiels soundings which emerge all too frequently from a maroon kidney bean poddington peasi hope this clears up yours in fordopenshutcaseguvnor the late dave poikins rip anon etc pin atm fraud

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 02/06/2005
Band Website: http://www.blimus.net
Band Members: all band members have been either removed or confiscated
Influences: dave perkins the extraordinary trombone playing bear claude balls the lion tamer jock strap the scottish nutcase barbara dixons tobbaconist the duke of prunes
Sounds Like: pope john boy scrote
Record Label: jam or marmalade

My Blog

pat pheonix plumets earthward

blightmoths have changed their soiled botty pantaloons and have emerged linking and grunting into the heady maelstrom of zietgeist wok waving hankies and blowing wet slobbering kissys to dickie and an...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Mar 2009 03:34:00 GMT

demise of blindmouse

hear ye hear ye blimposs have soiled themselves urgo are in hibernation for the forseable future it was a flan whilst it lasted but that pesky wabbitt etc toodle pip chocs away and roger wilco over an...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:14:00 GMT

tweebs

cruton pleemp strbbinge flopphart farleys rusk bittom fleemp   http://www.dogpile.com/info.dogpl/clickit/search?r_aid=00621 E1F5DDF4AF499BE4A2EDDCA4440&r_eop=2&r_sacop=2&r_ spf=0&r_...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 12:48:00 GMT

weather girls pleeb shrimp pot

haar, smirr, shour, ganfer, jilp, dawkie, rod, druish, murr, daggle, fyag.
Posted by on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 01:19:00 GMT

just ask jaggers

haa inbeeb askjag my parse    a simple request:::quelker size are dobbins freemps see sik steeve replies sighs nein mon platterfleer yet the blighter refuses to play cabbage ball http:/...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 11:08:00 GMT

dot gnat knackers

aieee garampa great snakes etc the vile proles at lycos have once again flattened the free speech of the peeps by kyboshing the brave blimpuss tribymens witty and amusing webshite any fool visiting th...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 08:41:00 GMT

blimus dot net

by all the arses web genius dave perkins has finally resolved the ongoing saga of misery over the infamous torts involving messrs daniels and carson he changed the dot com to dot net no shat shirley t...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 14:12:00 GMT

blimus tribute band spotted

a shocked blimpuss were treated to a shocking display of ill taste and inbreeding when faced with the spectacle of blimus tribute band "cor blimey" playing their first ever gig at the pontins hell hol...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 00:27:00 GMT

beyonce stomps toenail at beetle drive

the flaccid world of showbizz was in mourning last night after the tragic loss of brave bass player andys big toenail the toenail which had until last night been firmly attached to andys left pegger ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 09:31:00 GMT

cripes ....its fred titmus

great scott someone has said words about the blimus if you can read go to http://www.the-mag.me.uk/?ArticleId=1173 or failing that   if you havnt http://www.kosheen.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=101...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 22:34:00 GMT