I beat my meat like it owes me money.

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jeffrey
Birthday: April
Birthplace: Phx
Current Location: Phx
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6 to 6-2
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both
Your Heritage: Swed/Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Slipers
Your Weakness: Pepole
Your Fears: Midgets
Your Perfect Pizza: Garbage Or the works
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a girl
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Brb
Thoughts First Waking Up: Hey were are my pants
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: That memory that i had that one time.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Both
Single or Group Dates: Singel
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both
Chocolate or Vanilla: Neither
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: As often as i can
Do you Sing: All the time
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Thats my dream
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: For the most part
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: NOt well
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Who has ever done that
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: MOst likley
Ever been Beaten up: Hell yeah
Ever Shoplifted: Kinda
How do you want to Die: In blazing gun fiar
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A teacher
What country would you most like to Visit: America
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont care
Favourite Hair Color: DOn't care
Short or Long Hair: DOn't care
Height: DOn't care
Weight: DOn't care
Best Clothing Style: DOn't care
Number of Drugs I have taken: Wow thats a big fucking number
Number of CDs I own: Alot
Number of Piercings: Zero
Number of Tattoos: Umm none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I never rgret just repress

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Music:

Movies:

I am a comedy guy myself. But i will also sit down and watch some other types. Since i can't really think of any thing here is a list of my favorite movies Chasing amy, Mallrats,clearks, clearks2, Not another teen movie, Fear and lauthing, Recrum, Garden state, Armagedon. Just to name a few.

Television:

My favoriet shows family guy, venture brothers, Mythbusters, Dirty jobs, Food network, Gameshow network. These are the best and i think you will like them to.

Books:

I don't read i know it's a bad thing but we all have are flaws.

Heroes:

.............. I thought i was a midget once.....