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Purity Test

MY RESULT: Mostly Spotless

You’ve got a couple dirty spots on an otherwise squeaky clean record. Careful – one wild night and you’ll muck everything up.
On the eSPIN Purity Scale (patent pending), you score 5 Purity Points out of 6. Which makes you 83% pure, give or take a couple tequila shots. You’ve got a little bit of tarnish on your otherwise sparkling personal history. Not bad! We’re impressed.

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Which Sexy Are You?

MY RESULT: Cool Sexy

You keep it real smooth, all James Bond-style. The suave, international hotties will love you.
You’re sophisticated, mature, and you’ve got fairly expensive tastes. (And your personal hygiene? Outstanding.) Just be careful not to get too carried away. Big, bold romantic gestures are sexy and all, but there’s something to be said for sharing a laugh or dancing in the rain. (As long as you’re not wearing any suede.)

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How Hot Are You?

MY RESULT: Cool Hot

A balmy, breezy 76 degrees.
We don’t know about “hot,” but you’re cool for sure. Which is a great thing. You’re fun to be around, and you’re super easy-going. But you’re probably not gonna set the world on fire.
If you’re disappointed with your results, we suggest you heat things up a bit (or maybe just retake the quiz and lie). But really, we think you should be proud to be Cool Hot. You’re one of the only folks around who’s guaranteed not to burn us.

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Love or Lust?

MY RESULT: Love

Hearts and rainbows all the way - you’re a total romantic.
Animal lust is nice, but you’d rather be in love with someone before you start tearing them apart. When you’re in a relationship, you generally treat the other person really well. You don’t cheat, and you’re respectful of their differences. And when you’re not in a relationship, you’re selective about the people you choose to kiss or even get crushes on.
You’ve got a great thing going on, but don’t be afraid of letting that animal side come out every now and then. A couple bite marks never hurt anyone (much).

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What's Your Kissing Style?

MY RESULT: Tender Kisser

As soft and sweet as the kiss of a gummi bear.
You generally reserve your kisses for people you really, truly care about. And when the two of you finally lock lips, it’s tender, sweet and fit for a greeting card. If your kiss was a photograph, it would be in soft focus. If your kiss was a hot dog, it would be a vegetarian hot dog. Everyone you kiss loves your kisses, because they’re better than sweet iced tea on an August afternoon.

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What's Your Flirt Style?

MY RESULT: Friend First

You’d rather date a friend than a stranger. So you try to become friends with everyone, just in case.
You’ve got a great flirt technique going on. You realize that friends are more important than dates, and you’ll move a little slowly in the romance game if it means keeping everyone your pal. Where could it go wrong? Well, your crushes might not even realize that you like them as more than a friend. Be their friends, but don’t be shy with your feelings, you know? Especially if your friends are hot.

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What Kind of Boyfriend Are You?

MY RESULT: Dream Guy

You’ve got it all – affection, a cool head, a positive attitude, and all that other stuff that girls want their boyfriends to have.
You’re light-hearted, fun, romantic and not too sleazy – a great combination. When you start a relationship, there’s a good chance the girl will totally fall for you, whether she intended to or not. Keep up the great attitude and you’re sure to be a heartbreaker. (Please just try to be gentle.)

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What Animal Are You?

MY RESULT: Llama

A lot of people don’t realize this, but llamas are the coolest animals on the planet. They are totally laid back, they have stylish hairdo’s, and they’ve got good attitudes towards all creatures, big and small. They’re like the “awesome next door neighbors” of the animal kingdom.
You’re a llama! Be happy, be proud. Then go out and spread the word that there’s nothing cooler than a llama. The world has got to know the truth.

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The eSPIN Personality Test

MY RESULT: Cucumber

You know - as in "cool as a cucumber." Because there's no cooler vegetable than you.
You've got a great attitude going on - friendly, laid-back, open to new experiences. Anyone should want to hang out with you, and if they don't - well, that's their problem, not yours. Just let it roll off your back. We're pretty sure you do that anyway.
Don't be afraid to show a little attitude every once in a while - it's cool being cool, but it's also pretty nice to get your way and influence the people around you. A little bit. We wouldn't want you to lose your cucumber-ness.

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What’s Your Mental Age?

MY RESULT: Old Soul

You’re a great person to know ‘cause you’re so wise and mature. Plus you’re probably good at shuffleboard.
The good news is, you're fearless, and you've got a healthy outlook on life. The bad news is, you've got one foot in the grave. Hey, that's okay - we're sure you'll be partying it up in the afterlife, too.

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How Will You Die?

MY RESULT: Peacefully In Your Sleep

You’re smart, you're healthy and you don’t let anger or stress get the best of you. But even the best of us gotta go sometime.
Wanna die in a more adventurous way? We recommend taking up one (or all) of the following hobbies: glass eating, chemical mixing, hijacking, or poking grizzly bears with sticks and calling them “jerkface.”

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What's Wrong With You?

MY RESULT: Too Friendly

You’re very open with people, which is great, but sometimes those people are wearing brass knuckles, which is not great.
You tend to think that people are generally good at heart, and because of that, you’re very trusting. People are drawn to your positive attitude and you tend to make friends easily. (You might also be a little vain, but hey, who could blame you? You’re a good-looking individual, and you have a right to be a little cocky about it.)
So where could you go wrong? Well, if you’re too friendly, you might not be on alert for those folks you really shouldn’t trust. So try to use more caution when you meet new people. And quit trading gym socks with strangers. That’s just plain gross.

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What's Wrong With You?

MY RESULT: Maybe Sometimes a Little Emotional

You’re almost perfect, but sometimes you “feel” a little bit too much.
Which is okay, really. We mean, it’s better to feel too much than too little. Just think of all those boring robots out there who don’t get half of the sensation you do when you eat a granola bar or tie your shoe. Plus, there are all those emotions that are great to feel (like “chirpy”), and you get to feel them better than anyone. So feel proud. (In addition to feeling confused, and excited, and the 50,000 other emotions you’ve already got going on right now.)

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Where Will You Be In 10 Years?

MY RESULT: Married With 8 Kids

You think that family’s real important – looks like you’re gonna have your hands full with a big one. Start clipping coupons for diapers!
Eight kids sounds like too much to you? Two words: birth control. But don't be too quick to shun the idea of a giant-sized family. The more the merrier, we say.

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What's Your Secret Talent?

MY RESULT: Reading People's Minds

Bet you already knew that, right?
There’s not really any point in explaining any more of this to you, since you probably already know what we’d say. But if you’re one of those non-believers, who’s still not even sure you have ESP, we recommend you open your mind and start exploring your new-found talent. Great places to start: phone conversations with your crush, final exam week, and, of course, “Jeopardy.”

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What's Your Sense of Humor?

MY RESULT: Witty

The Cadillac of senses of humor. Smart, sophisticated, and people either love you or just roll their eyes at you.
If you’ve never watched any of those “Brit-Coms,” go out and rent them – you’ll love them. If you’ve already seen them, well, it shows. You’ve got a great mind and a great sense of humor. Now if only we could do something about your sense of style. (Just kidding. You look hot. Really.)

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What's Your Addiction?

MY RESULT: Love Junkie

You’re a total sucker for anything that knows how to kiss. (As long as it’s cute.)
Of course, being a website called eSPINtheBottle, this is our very favorite addiction. Just remember to be cautious, have an expert nearby and always wash your hands when you’re done. Oh wait, those are the rules for petting strange animals. Well, you know what we mean.

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Are Your Pants On Fire?

MY RESULT: Total Truth-Teller

Why lie? You’ve got nothing to hide. Honesty is your policy, and you’re not afraid if everyone knows the truth – no matter how awkward or embarrassing it might be.
Jess, from Girl, Going on 17, Pants on Fire, could learn a lot from you. She’s got a mess of stress – a weird fight with her boyfriend, a sadistic new English teacher – and the more she tries to make things better, the more tangled she gets in her web of frantic lies. If she was a nice truth-teller like you, she wouldn’t be in this mess (though of course it wouldn’t be nearly as entertaining).

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