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Hello! or as we say in Derby "A-Up me Duck" as you have come across this page its perhaps one of four reasons why...
1. I have added you and you have no idea why
2. You use to know me or DO know me
3. you perhaps sent me a random add and then found me in your friends list and wanted to check me out
4. I owe you money
Well either way, if your here because of number 1, I either added you because your a really hot female, you seem a cool person or your from Derby or it could be because I like your bands music. Anyway I really wanted to show my profile off to you and many others because I have worked Very hard on it and if your profile is hidden until people add you then just makes me want to add you!
anyway I wont Dissapoint you, if you want to know about me then I will tell you. The two most biggest things for me is Music and Having a laugh. The two biggest intrests for me is drinking and women. So if you see me in a club that plays good music, having a laugh and chatting up some women, then you know i'm in heaven!
well i'm also on myspace for a second time because the site has more appeal to me now then it did before. I'm more than likely going to stay this time depending on how good i can get this profile looking LOL
this site will also tell you about the true me. What can I say... I have finished school now. I dont know how it works out over seas because I finished when I was 15 i'm now 20 (should of been 16 when I left but I was that much of a git I got kicked of alot of subjects thus resulting in me leaving early as I didn't have to do many exams)
I didnt like school it was boring, obviously I had nothing else to do when I was 15 and younger other then scratch the hairs on my arse so I went! But I always remember tick was my favourite game when I was little and a group of kids came upto me and offered to play to play so of course I said yes and the bastards infested me with them!
I remember just before leaving school and we had a year group photo taken. Trouble is no one wanted to buy it so the teachers were really pushing it saying things like "you can look back on this years from now when your all grown up and say look there's Emma she's a doctor and there's Steven hes an electrician" and I said "and look theres sir hes dead!"
After leaving school is when I started drinking more heavily and I knew this wasn't the way to go. So when I turned 16..! I got a job for some money in a supermarket which I HATED. It was so boring and the union wanted to cut my pay more than help me, then trick me by asking me to work time and a half but that made me come out with the pay I had before the cuts!? I always wondered if that guy use to tell stories to his kids and start it with "once upon a time... and a half." I still like a good drink, you can probably tell by my myspace layout! I like to wind up land lords alot. One of the recent ones I did for a laugh was, I went into a bar and said "Give me six jack daniels" The barman lined them up so I picked up each one and necked them. Then I said "I really shouldn't do that with what I've got" The barman said "Why, what have you got?" I Replied "50p"
I was happy to leave working at supermarkets I will never go back (especially the way I quit) I got an apprenticeship as a painter and decorator. I had to put up with the mouth on building sites but little did they expect I was actually worse! I remember on my first day I was having easy insults like "are you always this stupid or is this a special occasion?" "you have to be careful your not allowed anything sharp... like a mind" "go ahead tell me everything you know it will only take 10 seconds" I was just about to piss in his sandwiches when I realised he was having a private phone call with his wife!?
after that I got a job as an office assistant then worked my way to an assistant Plant & Transport Manager role, it was a good job I did enjoy it but was made redundant as they had to lay off half the force, now i'm working in the NHS which is going ok.
well about the music, I enjoy what I do with Wazza (my co producer) and I might in the future take a night course of some sort to see what I can do. If Wazza goes straight into it thats cool I wish him luck. I learn alot from him musically as I hope he does from me about all the best Hardcore and oldskool tunes! After we made a track called the plot I decided I would learn real music instruments to see if it helped so I went into a music store and said "I will take that red trumpet and that accordion" The man behind the counter said "ok you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator has to stay!"
I was once in a restuarant and there was this Pianist so I shouted "oy mate do you play things on request?" "oh, yes sir" he replied smiling, so i said "great well shut the fuck up then and play dominoes" - I like to eat in peace and quiet, not have some prat who's big break was working at a holiday camp to start singing and trying to convince you he's the next Elton John.
I actually thought of singing for the tracks we make so i went to take up singing lessons and the conductor said to me one night "when you was younger you should of taken up music lessons" I was amazed I said "why do you think the practice would of made me really good?" he said "No. But you might of given up by now"
As you have probably gathered my humour is a careless one, there is a lot of things I simply couldnt give a shit about although I probably should. I aint an arsehole, I like to speak my mind not to come across as trying to be funny or to put people down I just say what I feel needs to be said. My humour is a mixture of alsorts so alot of people simply don't know how to take me or just don't know what i'm going to do next. Thats fine! if your out with me enjoy yourself. My humour is a mixture of pisstaking to sarcastic to immature also I have a dry sense of humour thats mixed with a bit of imagination as in for example "i'd piss myself if he dropped that tray of beers" and I probably really would! Not just because he can't handle a single task but because of the look on his face when we all sit there clapping and cheering him as he tries to act like nothing has happened and then replaying the spastic look he had as he tried to control 6 pint glasses crashing round him.
I go out for a good time and I do think I am a nice lad, I dont think its a bold statement to say I am a nice lad because I really am I will do anything to help anyone and alot of people out there know this. So that pretty much sums me up, I'm a crazy binge drinking nice guy who likes a laugh with a bit of flirt with the women and who laughs at a guy who throws away 6 pints and looks a complete prick in the process.
Anyway thats a bit more about me all tests done on this page and the surveys are all answered honestly i have not lied on them because i don't see the point! I would rather it say something nice but if it doesn't then it doesn't so if you would like me to add anything send me a message or post a comment :)
Also I'm Not Camera Shy, Take a Look At My Photos!
I Also own a ps3 heres the games i own so far...