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About Me

You need Jesus because the devil is a muthafuckin' liar.Geektastic, prefer fantasy to reality, if I'm not saying a joke I'm thinking one, 420, large child in a man's body, toys are cool, being wussy about starting back into stand-up and improv comedy, foul-minded, video gamer, gadgets are neat, laid back, weird, life-time smoking quitterAIM GrommDontSurf

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone to relax with, make fun of movies over the glow of a warm televison, laugh all goddamn day.

My Blog

Michael Bays Transformers

It's been a damn long time since I blogged and I feel the need to right now as I'm genuinely inspired in ways I have never been before.  9/11 didn't affect me like this.  The times in my lif...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 19:29:00 GMT

You CANNOT see who is looking at your goddamn page!!

And if you could - posting a bulletin would never, EVER be the way to activate it! New features to a major website with millions of users do not get distributed by word of fucking mouth, fol...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 15:23:00 GMT

Uncle Ruckus

Racism is fucking great. There I said it.  Take a breath.  Absorb that for a moment.  I love racism. Now before you start making plans to remove my eyeballs with my own toes, I'm not a ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 07:12:00 GMT

I just want to sleep, goddamnit.

The dreams have got to stop.Last night, although the details are fuzzy, I had another of the vivid crazy dreams.  In this one I was having a heart transplant and I was "awake" for most of it.&nbs...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 05:18:00 GMT

Dreams

Ever since I started laying off the weed, pot, ganja, wacky tobaccy and Mary Jane I have been having some very intense dreams.  Dreams that are waking me up at night.  Multiple times.  ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Dec 2005 06:01:00 GMT

The joys of a Texas snow day.

Stock up on pop-tarts.  Grab the shotgun.  Kill the kids and bake them at 350 for 3-4 hours until golden brown.Ice has formed on the roads and it's time to FUCKING PANIC!!! It's a good thing...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 10:48:00 GMT

Detox.

Day 13. I have not had a cigarette in 13 days. I have only been stoned 3 times.  For me this is the equivalent of entering a convent.  I know those are for nuns, fuck you and your judgementa...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 16:55:00 GMT