The Great and Powerful Nay

So what cha want to know...Where do I start...Hmmm I like bull fights on acid,nude wind surfing,pointing and laffin at the short bus when it passes by,going to church just to take a holy shit...I like to remove the do not remove tags of pillows and mattress...going to the pet store with my fishing pole to catch some world record gold fish...Going to AA meetings with a case of beer and a bottle of Jager!!!!I also like when strangers ask me for directions to a place that I know where it is,and I tell them the wrong directions,Its a good time try it sometime...Going to a farm to see the cows and feed them a nice big steak..Reading out loud in the library.Going to Disney World with a giant mouse trap.Reading to the deaf..Asking tne homeless if they have change for a $100