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About Me

if you're bored, then you're boring.(the agony and the irony...)im moving to the moon july 28.

My Interests

starting things i dont intend to finish, studying apes in africa, living my life with my head safely stowed up my own ass, and my heart on a little leash that i drag behind me through the dirt.

Music:

I like, um, a lot of stuff- but who cares?five of the 15494544290.484564567 Artists im listening to right now:Rilo Kiley Mike Jones Heiroglyphics Band of Horses Pramcheck out Black Keys. they = awesomeregina specktor, anyone?

Movies:

watch citizen kane if you havent already. i like.frida-was hot. watch that shit.

Television:

I dont get to watch the tv a lot. i try to get a little vitamin c (cartoons) everyday: southpark, futurama, metalocolypse, invader zim, ren and stimpy (old episodes) strong bad, (that counts right?) Danger brothers,you get the idea. my other tv co co dependencies include: the History channel, shows about fashion/cooking, Nova, Discovery Channel, Comedy Central, Animal Planet... Those cool hospital horror stories/televised invasive proceedures...The office, my name is Earl, Nip Tuck, Scrubs, and X files.

Books:

i read little books like you for breakfast!you read books?I usually have a few books "going" at a time... nonfiction right now: My chem book? Does that count?fiction:Terry Moore's series "Strangers in Paradise".Recently I read the CVS pharmacist assistant training manual. Rivetting. Really.

Heroes:

wolverine, spiderman, mr. incredible, rogue... My Sister and my Brother.nobody ever knows what im talking about when i sing this song.

My Blog

waves the white flag

i love that what can never fully love back.I need this state of perpetual want.it takes the sting off my face's slapwhere never attempted yeildsnever achieved.give me your thankless workgive me your t...
Posted by Splatalie on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 11:55:00 PST

The sun, I swear, is bleaching out my gorgeous hair!

"The sky is blueAnd all the leaves are green.My heart's as big as a baked potata!I think I know exactly what I meanWhen I say it's a Shpadoinkle Day!"-Trey Parker, Cannibal the MusicalShpadoinkle inde...
Posted by Splatalie on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 11:29:00 PST

orange cat

orange catmy little tur.duck.enorange cat as you are youre just so sweeti'll leave my door openwhen i know you want to playsoft as sinbrushing by my neckorange catkitty kitty kitty cat.get out of my c...
Posted by Splatalie on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 03:02:00 PST

how to follow directions: an idiot’s guide.

When confronted with a daunting task, it is easy for one to feel overwhelmed. Many times, we have to do things that we don't already know how to do. The best way to complete a new task is to read the ...
Posted by Splatalie on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 09:23:00 PST

hello, my name is PURE?

um, hi...i was wondering, do you have a dollar, or any spare change?i used to live here, i just got back to town actually...from seattle washington. what a crazy dangerous city. don't go there. i just...
Posted by Splatalie on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 11:50:00 PST

Cali Ho!

before we left for california, we went to my cousin bruces wedding.it was great. after the service my uncle changed into shorts and busted out some sweet moves on the dance floor.im really glad we mad...
Posted by Splatalie on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 11:23:00 PST

stir fry

tonight i didnt step on a frog. i could have. it was close.the little bastard didn't even flinch... other than not stepping on frogs, i have been pretty busy getting ready to move an...
Posted by Splatalie on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 08:40:00 PST

im sorry, we're all out.

ive been sitting here for a while now trying to lick my own wounds,and it feels like shit,not to mention the terrible taste left in my mouth. whats worse: it doesnt help a thing. ...
Posted by Splatalie on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 08:48:00 PST

crisis evaluation

i have a stomach ache. probably acid reflux...nothing a little chicken cheese steak for breakfast cant fix. im moving across the country in t-30 days. only one REAL worry: if i move far away, i...
Posted by Splatalie on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 02:26:00 PST

i just need a little something...

is the juice worth the squeeze? it is. i know it. the squeeze is not the issue. im waiting on the fruit. *melissa ferrick:otherside:everythreewords*...
Posted by Splatalie on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 10:54:00 PST