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About Me

DOB: 09/05/90
WTF: 9+5+9=23
This is Ramses. I am a complex being, much like E.T. or the Dalai Lama. Granted, the Dalai Lama is much more asian than I am, but I blame my family for that. I don't like to be asked to repeat a joke I may or may not have said over 2 days ago, and I tend to judge someone's intelligence level based on how often they ask me to do just that. That being said, I will say this, or then (gotta keep things interesting). If I look happy I may be sad, but chances are, I'm happy. If I look sad, I'm sad. What kind of warped creature would enjoy appearing to be sad? Bin Laden. That's who. I'm not a fan of fans, they get in the way of the true fans, the stalkers. Now those guys know how to show appreciation. Make a jacket out of my skin any day! If I had to explain myself in a nutshell I'd probably spend too much time asking myself how in the hell I'd even be able to fit myself into one, followed by "why exactly must I be in said nutshell?" Explain myself in a candy store, now thats something I can do. Get me a truffle and you've got a friend for life. Unless I don't like your company the minute the sugar rush wears off. I don't pick my own clothing, however I do pick which of the clothes I didn't pick to wear, and that my friends is the defining decision anyway.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Jonas Brothers, so I can dropkick them through a window. All of them. At once. Pow.

My Blog

Its Times Like These You Learn to Blog Again

Well here i sit, 25 hours after turning 16. Or The Big 1-6 as Remy puts it. Every year he calls up and asks the same question "So how does it feel?" and every year i give the same answer "Same." He la...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 16:01:00 GMT

Ways to Go Out like a Man

Ways to Go Out like a ManWhether your emo or just testing your mortality you always run across the same techniques for killing yourself. Either its the slit my wrists approach or the ever so popular t...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 20:00:00 GMT