Ten Things I learned While Grocery Shopping... |
01. As hard as people try to make a valid argument for it, I still consider Miracle Whip to be fucking gross. 02. Never eat the unattended samplers. 03. Always grab the samplers from the napkin or th...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Mar 2009 21:28:00 GMT |
Thank You For Your Patronage Part I... |
It was six thirty-seven in the morning when he finally heard the alarm clock. Their bed felt too comfortable and his wife grabbed his hand as soon as he motioned towards the edge. No seas asi, Iv...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 22:08:00 GMT |
Chest Pains... |
I was having a heart attack and my phone was nowhere to be found. I crushed six aspirins and poured the dusty substance into a cup filled with Ketel one and some kind of raspberry cocktail mix left...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 23:30:00 GMT |
We Kept on Drinking Before Calling It a Night... |
She was playing with a grenade. Then she tried to choke me. And that's how our relationship worked. We were both used to it, but still fought about it every time. Most of our friends were fed up with ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:49:00 GMT |
Where are my keys?!? |
Seriously, I can't find them... They were lost sometime last year. The week before X-mas, to be exact. What struck me as odd is how they got lost. Usually, I follow a routine and leave my cell phone-...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jan 2009 17:15:00 GMT |
I get to drinking, I come up with some pretty good ideas... |
A few weeks ago, I came up with the idea to eavesdrop on people's conversations and write them down...In case they could be used as an idea for a story. My version of the "Post Secret" project, ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:31:00 GMT |
Hope in one hand, Shit in the other... |
I watched the election coverage on three different channels. Then watched the obamanation take over all reason, to be removed with sentiments. Logic, replaced with emotion. I actually saw a woman fain...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:51:00 GMT |
For questions or to report an incident... |
My parents just got back from Honduras on Tuesday. My grandfather was recently diagnosed with colon cancer and let me tell you....Cancer is not something to fuck with. I found out so much about myself...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 01:07:00 GMT |
Wanna read my published work?!? |
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The long-awaited, second issue of Tangent Literary Arts Magazine is now available at a contributor discount, online only! you will pay a lot less if you purchase your copies now rather...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 09:53:00 GMT |
The World of the Maya... |
We got to Copan Ruinas Saturday afternoon. You can begin to appreciate this town from the first step you take. there's a small river running through the city, the streets are paved with cobble s...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 17:31:00 GMT |
