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About Me

*~ There's no such thing as a coincidence! ~* *~ Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a crackhouse for vitamins! ~* *~ If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude. ~* *~ An experience in benign detachment... ~* *~ You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance. ~* *~ Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstance. ~* *~ The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. ~* *~ Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. ~* *~ The pursuit of happiness is a most ridiculous phrase; if you pursue happiness you'll never find it. ~* *~ If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy? ~* *~ I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way. ~* *~ Some people are so open minded that their brains fall out! ~* *~ If you always do what you have always done, you will always get what you have always gotten! ~* *~ The dumbest people I know are those who know it all. ~* *~ There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them. ~* *~ Be the change you want to see in the world. ~* *~ Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one... and they all stink. ~* *~ Everything grows rounder and wider and weirder, and I sit here in the middle of it all and wonder who in the world you will turn out to be. ~*

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

** MYA IS DUE ANY DAY NOW! **

Music:

Most anything in moderation...

Movies:

The Count of Monte Cristo, Pride & Prejudice (both the 2005 movie and the 1995 mini series), Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl, The Princess Bride, Romeo & Juliet, Dirty Dancing, Ever After, That Thing You Do!, Regarding Henry, Shrek, Monsters Inc., The Phantom of the Opera, The Usual Suspects, Office Space, Grandma's Boy, Se7en, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Juno

Television:

LOST, Scrubs, King of Queens, Dirty Jobs, That 70s Show, Futurama, Family Guy, Law and Order, Cold Case, almost anything on HGTV

Books:

Belly Laughs by Jenny McCarthy (made me pee my pants... isn't hard to make a pregger woman do, though!)