DECAY. And keeping a tally of all the bad qualities of every person I have ever met in my life, then comparing myself to those people based on those bad qualities, ignoring any good qualities, and then basking in the thought of how great I am.
I'll be serious here: Neil Gaiman, I guess, but I won't act all star-struck like every other stupid fan out there, and giggle hysterically at everything he says. No, I'll engage him in conversation, talk to him about his works. No, I won't praise him too much, I'll let loose only a suitable titter at his jokes, which will be numerous and wonderful. It will be amazing.
Jazz because it's classy, and important, intelligent people listen to it. Classical, because it's what everybody says they listen to in order to sound eclectic, even though they really mean, "I sort of liked that one Beethoven symphony, I think it was the fifth? Maybe? Ninth? Well, anyway, that one was cool."
Books. LOL books. LOL. Go read a newspaper or something, find out about what's going on in the REAL WORLD. Who needs imagination or stories? The politics of the everyday are much more important than stories, and if you think otherwise, you are wrong. I have never read a book in my life, and I am certain it will stay that way. I am majoring in political science in college, and that is all I need. Books have no place in this society, imagination has no place in this society. Efficiency is all that matters.
Merlyn.