Man..... I've put so much junk into the details sections of this profile, I'm not sure now what to put in this "main" section. So I guess, let me summarize:
I am the greatest, most awesomest person ever!
(**Note: Applies only for those who think people like me are the greatest, most awesomest people ever)
Well, OK... I'm a guy who's well into thirty-something but still likes to sometimes think & act like a kid. I love art & music and continually get frustrated at my inability to sucessfully make either one myself. I have an obscure sense of humor that tends to get me in trouble. Along with my crappy day job, I also run a small business out of the home that doesn't make much money, but that I hope one day will. I love to read but never seem to find the time to do it. I tend to be a bit of a grammar lawyer. My hobbies tend to be a bit on the nerdy/geeky side, but not to the point where I fall into the stereotypical nerd with horn-rimmed glasses and a pocket protector category.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Steve
Birthday: That day a looong time ago
Birthplace: Rockford, IL
Current Location: Desk chair
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sketchers
Your Weakness: Kids
Your Fears: Failure
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicago
Your Most Overused Phrase On an IM: Damn,
this chat channel is boring
Thoughts First Waking Up: Uuuugghghhhhhhh
snooze!
Your Best Physical Feature: Kung-Fu Grip
Your Bedtime: Whatever the clock says
when I fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Ummmm.. I don't
remember
Pepsi or Coke: Whatever
MacDonalds or Burger King: Both make my
arteries angry
Single or Group Dates: Both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton - the
stuff with honey is good
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Aren't those
synonymous?
Do you Smoke: Only when I'm on fire
Do you Swear: Fuck yes
Do you Sing: Totally! OOOhh SING... I
thought you said swiiing.
Do you Shower Daily: Are there people
that don't? Eww.
Have you Been in Love: Yeah, it's a fun
town. Kinda expensive though, and the roads are easy to get lost on.
Do you want to go to College: Again?
Probably not.
Do you want to get Married: Whooooaaaa..
I barely even know you!
Do you belive in yourself: Nope, I think
I'm imaginary
Do you get Motion Sickness: Uhhhhh no.
Do you think you are Attractive: I think
I am slightly above average - does that count?
Are you a Health Freak: Does a healthy
appetite count?
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: IL: Yes. OK:
No - tends to precede tornadoes.
Do you play an Instrument: Currently trying to
learn the recorder. Seriously.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
How bout in the last hour? Yeah.
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope,
haven't caught on fire this month.
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
Hell yeah! (Damned allergies!)
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
Nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
Thank God, no.
Have you ever eaten a box of Oreos: Yes,
over a period of several days I have eaten a box of Oreos.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
No :(
In the past month have you been on Stage:
*thinks* No.
In the past month have you been Dumped:
Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
Considering I've *never* been, I'm gonna say no.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
Uh, no.
Ever been Drunk: No, I do not come in
liquid form.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Not since junior high
Ever Shoplifted: I tried to steal a
Transformer once when I was like 11. I totally got busted. Farkin peer
pressure!
How do you want to Die: Extremely old.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
A sheep farmer
What country would you most like to Visit:
I still haven't seen most of this one
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: The longer the better, and curly is an added bonus
Height: A tad shorter than me -
preferably still a tad shorter if she throws heels on
Weight: A bit less than me - curves are
not a bad thing.
Best Clothing Style: Lots of styles are
cool - showing just a hint of sensual is best IMO.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Ummm a few,
I guess
Number of CDs I own: A bunch
Number of Piercings: Zero
Number of Tattoos: Zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
None - I've had bad experiences, but I've learned from them
all.
You Are A Hornbeam Tree
You are a reserved person, looking in from the outside.
Naturally attractive, you take good care of your looks.
You are not egoistic, and you make life as comfortable as possible.
You look for kindness in others - though you are seldom happy with yourself.
A bit mistrusting and unsure, you dream of being swept away by someone unusual.
What's Your Celtic Horoscope?
You Are 32% Nerdy
You're a little nerdy, but no one would ever call you a nerd.
You sometimes get into nerdy things, but only after they've become a part of mainstream culture.
How Nerdy Are You?
Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence
You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.
You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.
What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?
Your Geek Profile:
Internet Geekiness: High
Academic Geekiness: Moderate
Fashion Geekiness: Moderate
Geekiness in Love: Moderate
General Geekiness: Moderate
Music Geekiness: Moderate
Gamer Geekiness: Low
Movie Geekiness: None
SciFi Geekiness: None
How Geeky Are You?
You Are An INTP
The Thinker
You are analytical and logical - and on a quest to learn everything you can.
Smart and complex, you always love a new intellectual challenge.
Your biggest pet peeve is people who slow you down with trivial chit chat.
A quiet maverick, you tend to ignore rules and authority whenever you feel like it.
You would make an excellent mathematician, programmer, or professor.
What's Your Personality Type?
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 80% Conservative, 20% Liberal
Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Ethics: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
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