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lindsey

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About Me


scene is a fashion and i've never been that stylish. i am what i am and that's all that i am. i cut and dye my hair because people like to give me bowl cuts for some reason. i still watch the disney channel and nickelodeon. my boyfriend is the most beautiful person i've ever met inside and out. my friends are my family. my dad makes the best homemade chicken pot pie. i go to starbucks everyday (home away from home away from home). i pick my nose in public. i pick my friends' noses in public. poop is funny. i love it when i go to bed and dream that im falling and jerking myself awake before i hit the ground. i like to wear fake mustaches....don't be jealous of my stache! my boyfriend won't kiss me with my stache on!! when im bored i try to make up new scary faces to show my friends. i don't own an ipod (gasp!)
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My Interests

al cuddeling up with the special someone next to the fire and reading a cheesy romance novel, long walks on the beach, the statue of david in my room made out of the lint from my belly button.....(insert screeching record player noise here!)....YEAH SMOKIN' RIGHT!!! interested in why fat people insist on wearing spandex, it doesn't flatter their curves, and i do mean EVERY curve. interested in why guys hang balls from their trucks. sweaty cow balls on a hot summer day mixed with truck smell and the repeatedly horrid music that goes along with it doesn't exactly scream "MANLY". to me it's screams "obviously these are the guys that are married to the women who wear the spandex"

I'd like to meet:

the person who invented fun dip....it's so fun, it's like a party in my mouth!!!

Music:

anything that tickles my fancy for the time being...music is your soundtrack to life, why limit yourself? trance is great driving music. 80's music and disney is great when on a road trip with your friends. rap is great at our parties cuz it's hilarious. toby keith's "how do you like me now" is great after making a "sick burn!!!" oldies is great music to listen to when in san fran or playing pool. punk rock is great when walking aimlessly around town. industrial and 80's is great for clubs. rap when you want to be cool when finding a parking spot at the mall (haha) metalcore/industrial/hardcore/punk rock...great for pumping yourself up when snowboarding, getting ready in the morning, working, driving around town, when in traffic, etc, etc, etc

Movies:

a clockwork orange, brotherhood of the wolf, bill and ted (all of them), waynes world, any monty python, fight club, bram stokers dracula,little monsters, drop dead fred,spaceballs, young frankenstein,IT, zombie movies, monster squad, kung pow enter the fist,cry baby,pie,equalibrium,snatch,crank, smoking aces, the transporter.....i love gory movies....scary movies just scare me....my mind gets the better of me.

Television:

ren &; stimpy, rockos modern life, salute your shorts, saved by the bell, aqua teen, clarissa explains it all, blossom (WHOA!), dawson's creek, discovery channel and weather channel mutha trucka. i don't watch the news.

Books:

anything by laurell k hamilton and katie macalister, douglas adams,gregory maguire, chuck palahniuk, simon r green,stephen king

Heroes:

godzilla