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Floating Head Doctor

While Body is at home preparing a feast. Head will take care of entertainment as always

About Me

If you don't know me I can come across as stand-offish and distant. My body language and demeanor make me seem unapproachable but don't fooled beneath my guarded smile and moody blues is a friendly heart of gold. Its just one of the many contradictory facets of my personality.


I'm warm and have a rather offbeat sense of humor ranging from horrible puns to the rather dark and macabre end of the humor spectrum. When with friends I'm often smiling or laughing and if we really hit it off I may regale others with a musical number of questionable quality. I occasionally slip into a bad imitation of a cockney or Irish accent and when I'm really upset I rant like an extra in My Fair Lady.


I can often be seen around town wearing my almost legendary Rainbow Brite hoodie or its less famous but still fun brothers the Good Luck Bear and Grumpy bear hoodie. Just as often I'll be seen wearing all black or muted tones and looking like a vampire, at least according to my family.


I have a near encyclopedic knowledge of cartoons and comic books.Useless facts about Arthurian Lore, fables, folklore, music and TV shows are also taking up space in my brain which could most certainly be put to better use.


I'm a homebody and as such most of my activities are focused around that. I play video games, mostly Role Playing Games and platformers when I can. I'm a mediocre Dance Dance Revolution player and a barely adequate swing dancer, as I am a horribly rythymically challenged gay man.


I'm an avid reader and am more often than not working my way through one book or another. I enjoy cooking and baking and like trying new recipes though the end result isn't always pretty to look at but tastes well enough and thats what really counts. I'm an occasional table-top role player, which means me and other geeks around a table rolling dice pretending to be Jedi.


Currently I work as an assistant Quality Control Manager at a Food Distribution Company which means I'm a glorified stockboy with better benefits and pay. I also work part-time at Diverse Universe/City Dweller the (Shop us .. at Diverse Universe.net ) a pride boutique and home decor store. I am currently attending Tri-C's Western Campus working towards a degree in Psychology and hope to become a High School Guidance Councelour.


If you have a MIGHTY NEED to chat with me you can reach me as DistractionToAll on AIM or IAmADistraction on Yahoo.


My Interests

Animation in all of its forms (Need confirmation that a cartoon series existed? I can probably tell you a little about it as well as one voice actor), Comic Books, Video Games, Laughter, Hiking, Swimming, Theatre, Cooking, Sketching, Other stuff, and of course Distracting People. I also have a ton of random bits of useless information relating to pop culture, music, and other trivial things bouncing around in my head.


I'd like to meet:

Interesting people living or dead who wanna talk or hang out. Anyone who can get or help me get a job that will help you get experience related to my career path or even something that pays better than what I have now.



Your love is... by ChibiMarronchan
Your name is...
Your kiss is... delicious
Your hugs are... friendly
Your eyes... light up a day
Your touch is... heart warming
Your smell is... refreshing
Your smile is... hypnotising
Your love is... everlasting

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Music:

    Cyndi Lauper Tears for Fears They Might Be Giants Polaris Pain Thou Shalt Not The Cranberries Garbage Voltaire The Killers Rufus Wainwright Sarah Brightman Madonna New Order Barry Mannilow The Cure Madonna Ace of Base Musicals including RENT, Sweeney Todd, Tick Tick Boom, My Fair Lady, Avenue Q, and Forbidden Broadway Various Classical Artists, as well as Dance/Trance, and Industrial Music

Movies:

    About A Boy High Fidelity Pleasantville Labyrinth Grosse Pointe Blank Empire Records Emperor's New Groove Clue Shaun of the Dead The Princess Bride Enchanted Psycho Beach Party Little Shop of Horrors Greg Araki's films (Nowhere, Totally F*ked Up, The Doom Generation, Splendor, etc.) But I'm a Cheerleader The New Jersey Trilogy: (Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Clerks II) Star Wars Trilogy Monty Python and the Holy Grail Indiana Jones movies And so Many More!

Television:

    The Critic Dr. Katz Freaks and Geeks Undeclared Justice League Unlimited Pushing Daisies Buffy the Vampire Slayer Scrubs Family Guy Dead Like Me Sex and The City Oz The Adventures of Pete and Pete Degrassi:The Next Generation The Tick (Animated) Invader Zim Pinky and the Brain Earthworm Jim Lost Desperate Housewives Dexter

Books:

I am a voracious reader and will read most anything that comes my way be it novel, comic book, shampoo bottle, or magazine. Here are some of my favorites.Books-Novels

    Villians by Neccesity by Eve Forward Sir Apropos of Nothing by Peter David The Princess Bride by William Goldman Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy "Trilogy" by Douglas Adams The Summon the Keeper series by Tanya Huff The Skull of Truth by Bruce Coville The Truth by Terry Pratchett American Gods by Neil Gaiman The Phantom Tollbooth by Norton Juster
Books-Comic Series/Graphic Novels
    The Sandman by Neil Gaiman Fables by Bill Willimingam Spy Boy by Peter David Watchmen by Allan Moore Blue Monday by Chynna Clugston Major Moonshadow by J.M. Mateis Lucifer by Mike Carey Strangers in Paradise by Terry Moore

Take the quiz: "Your Bedtime Body Language (PICS)(Guys Only)"

On Your Side
You are probably mild-mannered and rational. Since this semifetal sleeper takes up a minimal amount of space, he tends to be a giving lover. Also, he's way too sensible to play -- or stand for -- mind games.
F:

Your Beauty lies in Contradiction. Controversial, unpredictable, and
never what anyone expects. You appearance and your personality are two
opposite things. Even your appearance sends different signals to different
people. To some you may look innocent and sweet, to others you look mysterious
and intimidating at the same time. No one ever knows what to expect with you.
You are a little bit of everything all mixed together. You can be watching
the football game with the guys one minute and the next out shopping at the
mall. You seem to be almost a different person every time you meet someone, but
at the same time you know exactly who you are and there is always that one
thing that makes you you. You enjoy keeping people guessing and people love how
completely unpredictable you are.

Some Things That Represent You:

Element: Fire, Water Animal: Chameleon Color:
Dark Tones, Light Tones Song: Everything by Alanis Morriesette
Expression: Half-smile

Gemstone: Opal Mythological Creature: Gryphon,
Half-breeds Planet: Mars Hair
Color: Red Eye Color: Brown

Quote: "Appearances can be deceiving."


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Jung Explorer Test
Actualized type: ENFP
(who you are)

ENFP - "Journalist". Uncanny sense of the motivations of others. Life is an exciting drama. 8.1% of total population. Preferred type: ENFP
(who you prefer to be)

ENFP - "Journalist". Uncanny sense of the motivations of others. Life is an exciting drama. 8.1% of total population. Attraction type: ENFJ
(who you are attracted to)

ENFJ - "Persuader". Outstanding leader of groups. Can be aggressive at helping others to be the best that they can be. 2.5% of total population.
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Take the quiz: "What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)"

Eden
You have eden eyes. Eden is the color of water. Your eyes symbolize your great flexibility. You are a creative person. You can think of many good ways to get your point across to people as you have very good communication abilities. When someone feels down or is hurt, you have the remarkable ability to help them and heal them. If you have too little going on in your life, you may be withdrawn and depressed, timid, manipulative, unreliable, stubborn, or suspicious. Some words to describe you: peaceful, sincere, affectionate, tranquil, intuitive, trustworthy, pure, loyal, healing, and stable.
Aphrodite/Eros
?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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You are pink. You are in limbo. Not pure and manipulated like white, not impure and noble like red. You are unsure of your real identity, but whatever you chose it to be, you can be it. That is your power. You change everyone you touch, and everyone remembers you. In literature, pink represents the place between heaven and hell. You are the one we will never forget.

What inner color are you?



My Blog

Early Christmas Morning

I awoke at a quarter till dawn on Christmas morning. As I crept downstairs the only sound  was Marshall's soft snoring. Out from the fridge came cinnamon rolls, from a can not a jar. They were ba...
Posted by Floating Head Doctor on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 04:53:00 PST

What is Love?

Lately my thoughts have been focused on love. I honestly am not sure I understand it. I understand and am comfortable with romantic love and find it rather easy to express in both physical and non-phy...
Posted by Floating Head Doctor on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 08:37:00 PST

American Graffitti

I don't know what it is about a blank bathroom stall wall that drives people to defile it with graffiti. Perhaps they think their scribblings will forever remain on that wall for some archeological di...
Posted by Floating Head Doctor on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 02:33:00 PST

Knight-Errant

I paused a moment in the blistering heat to wipe the wyvern's blood from the blade of my broadsword. My companions were slain by a pack of wild apes miles back and I have been staggering slowly in the...
Posted by Floating Head Doctor on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 04:54:00 PST

Heart of Shadows

This was my final project for my creative writing class. It was well recieved by only three people, two fellow students and the professor. Its not my best work and needs heavy revision. But for some r...
Posted by Floating Head Doctor on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 11:18:00 PST

Early Christmas Morning

I awoke at a quarter till dawn on Christmas morning. As I crept downstairs the only sound  was Marshall's soft snoring. Out from the fridge came cinnamon rolls, from a can not a jar. They were ba...
Posted by Floating Head Doctor on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 05:37:00 PST

Hood's Holiday House

The engine hummed gently as I returned home from an early morning round of Christmas shopping. All was going smoothly until I reached the stoplight. This was no ordinary traffic signal however, it was...
Posted by Floating Head Doctor on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:26:00 PST

Sins of the Father

Autumn 1978"Fucking cocksucker!", the words rung in Bob's ears as he fled from Edgewater Park, a popular gay cruising area. More Insults and the resounding echo of heavy footsteps followed Bob through...
Posted by Floating Head Doctor on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 07:53:00 PST

No more Mr. Nice Guy

Tonight was full of men in lingerie, scantily clad women,  speeding parapalegics,  a sixty year old midget, and a reunion with a very distant relative. No, I didn't have another of my famous...
Posted by Floating Head Doctor on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 09:00:00 PST

Ghost Story

Autumn 1987I moved the crayon quickly back and forth across the page bringing color where there once was none, focusing intently on staying inside the lines. Impressed with my effort, which I conside...
Posted by Floating Head Doctor on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 08:53:00 PST