oh, hi! i didn't see you there. let me put my book down. ahhh, lovely night for a blind coffee date, no? well, let's see. i grew up in small town canada, and moved to the big city kelowna. my ass shakes it at least once a day to any particular bumpin' jam. i pride myself on cleaning up the house once a week, and then making it filthy in three days. i play bass clarinet in a band with two lovely boys called graham and jeff. in my spare time i like to sell daniel o'donnell albums to cute old ladies. my favorite day of the week is christmas. i like to keep my room simple and simply sleep on the simple solid sloor. i am agnostic, but interested in buddhist ideas, like perching a bucket of green goop atop a barely cracked door. i like getting tattoos and plan on having a cartoon octopus dressed as a pirate, shooting a bunch of guns (that's a truthful thought). my cd and record buying habit is my biggest consumer vice. i love all animals of the world and share my cool roommate mike's cat with my cool roommate mike. i cried when i heard that june callwood died, even though i'd only ever heard of her a few weeks prior by way of an inspiring george stroumboulopoulos interview. i shave my legs, but only in the summertime when no one can see them. i love my parents even when they fight, which is whenever my dad's driving. my brother, sister and i live in three different states; b.c., alberta and ontario. and well, to wrap it up... bye!
* disclaimer; there's some truth in every sentence.
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