I am Becky. That’s not my real name. I lived in Las Vegas and just recently moved to Hawaii. I have 2 male slaves that live with me, Sage and Quinton. I attempt to study International Relations. Traveling, learning, adventure, altruism and any experience that betters me as a person, I LIVE for. I will be a United States Senator one day. I am flammable; I know this as I have actually set myself on fire. Cassie sat back and laughed at me while I was on fire. I try to a vegetarian.. its not working. I have the absolute coolest friends on the planet. I also have the lamest. I scuba dive. I suffer from stigmata. I am a total flake. IF I show up, its always late. I don't touch cardboard. I read lots of books but never finish them. 2 out of 3 of my toilets are clogged due to people with penises. I am a natural born GAMER. I recycle for the sole purpose of saving the world. You may thank me with cash donations. I collect art. I have a friend who is a convicted felon. My bowling average is the same as my I.Q. I have given a person rabies before. I fancy tattoos. As an adult, I have peed my pants twice but for very understandable reasons. I lie in the name of humor. I rarely get mad or even. I am a member of “The World of Beer Tourâ€. I have the most amazingly superb excellently wonder taste in music and movies. Cassie does not have either. My passport picture is class. ;) I will climb Everest one day. Contrary to what Holly Stinson tells you I have never kissed a butch lesbian. One of my best friends was a rock star in France. On the weekends I hang out with 2 Aussies that talk about fu*cking each others sisters. Girls that bleach their hair terrify the piss out of me. I would probably slaughter you in War Craft. Unless you are John or Justin, in which case I would completely rape you. I am a superior driver to 99% of the population. I try to be adventurous and brave. I think Bull Sh*ting should be a sport on ESPN. I stole this idea for an “about me†from a Zombie who actually stole it from a man who is not named Bobby Chrome but I do suspect is a bandit of rubbers.
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