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About Me

I was born a Ford Ranger, and have slowly evolved into what you see before you. Fear the Mad Cow! I enjoy blowing smoke from my nostrils, having my ears scratched, long drives on the beach, having a good brush, and eating out with Techron. MyGen Profile Generator

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My Blog

Cars That Go Boom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaeNelsAOGo
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:17:00 GMT

Millennial Cow

Mildred has rolled 250,000 miles. Yep, that's a quarter million! And on her O-Riginal motor!
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 23:31:00 GMT

First Choice

First Choice tells such Dreadful Lies It makes one Gasp, and stretch one's Eyes.
Posted by on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 00:30:00 GMT

More Fun than a Barrel of Sea Monkeys

Mildred is unharmed but grieves for the real cows killed by the hurricane. People come rushing to save their HORSES, don't they.
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 12:30:00 GMT

the plot thickens

Scarsdale...an impoverished area in New York. They worked Very comma Very hard to escape their lowly roots.
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 19:38:00 GMT

Bill & Ben the Flowerpot Men Dance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOv2cUv4gcU Why is your mother Warped? Wonder no more!
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 15:54:00 GMT

Not the preferred nomenclature, dude

From now on I prefer to be called a Person of Pallor.
Posted by on Fri, 16 May 2008 14:19:00 GMT

Reading is FUNdamental

When I was a girl, people said "It's a beautiful day outside! Why are you sitting here with your nose in a book?"
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 05:15:00 GMT

I am a thistle in a greenhouse

I ain’t no Hothouse Flower, but I live as though I were.
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:22:00 GMT

Winners

God said unto Moses "Go forth!"   But he came fifth, and won a teapot.
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 07:24:00 GMT