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jeff sunshine

my uncle used to drive a hoe-runner

About Me

yo dis be your main man 2310. alright enough of that nonsense, im jeff. i love kottonmouth kings. if u tell me u dont like them , ill tell u i dgaf. my girlfriend is hotter and cooler than yours. i play golf sometimes. WHOSE GOT THE NITROUS TANKS? i think it would be sick if i could rap. i go to platt college and im an 'artist'. music is dope. AIM = sartaingerous

My Interests

my lovely lovaah Caitlin
quesadillas with guacamole
bong loads
jammin on some jams
sleeping
golf
gangster shit
being a boss hogg
etc.

I'd like to meet:

dane cook, ryan reynolds, and seann william scott

Music:

kottonmouth kings
311
swollen members
four kings
HIM
potluck
the doors
cold war kids
OPM
atmosphere
incubus
slightly stoopid
too rude
def league
triple six
among others

Movies:

rounders
last samurai
dumb and dumber
zoolander
jay and silent bob strike back
oceans 11
25th hour
smokin aces
alpha dog

Television:

the office is dope.

Books:

cool kids dont read.

Heroes:

Rick James
Anna Nicole Smith
Bill Clinton
and Motley Crüe.
And anyone else who has ever utilized their 15 minutes of fame to realize their true dreams of being an absolute jerk off, just to keep the masses entertained.

My Blog

guaranteed money like a pound of dank

the new name was donned by jesse many moons ago. there is a long tale of its conception, one which has been written in many versions throughout history. thats a lie.
Posted by jeff son on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 07:44:00 PST