$LIL MAMA$ -you aint never had a friend like me-

GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN!!!!!!!! Take the quiz: "Whats Your Stoner Nickname? (PICS)"

Never Sober
You are the kid who can't seem to put down the Ganja. You often find yourseld feeling more out of your zone when your sober then when you are stoned. You have permantly friend your brains and have aquired the intellgence of a 5th grader. You are fun to hang with but often hard to cummunicate with because you are retarted. Your a Chill person to hang with at the least
Hosted at MySpaceNow.comFAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOMFAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste."FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out.FAKE FRIENDS: Wont send this back. REAL FRIENDS: Will send this to you and to 10 other real friends.