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Mike Stout

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About Me

Miserable bastard, I dont like me, but I'm pretty sure I like you even less.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mike ..yeah you know me
Birthday: 3/ 25 /74
Birthplace: St. louis MO
Current Location: Kailua HI
Eye Color: greenish greyish sumptin like dat
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'9
Right Handed or Left Handed: lefty
Your Heritage: cracker
The Shoes You Wore Today: shoes for crews & adidas shells
Your Weakness: booze
Your Fears: no booze
Your Perfect Pizza: too much meat
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not die
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck your IM shit
Thoughts First Waking Up: ouch
Your Best Physical Feature: my amazinigly taut ass
Your Bedtime: 8 o'clock I'm freaking old
Your Most Missed Memory: I can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, fuck Bill Cosby
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King it's the king ain't it?
Single or Group Dates: I hate people
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: both crap I like the arizona stuff
Chocolate or Vanilla: swirll
Cappuccino or Coffee: as many shots of espresso as the guy can get in the cup
Do you Smoke: like a chimney
Do you Swear: like a salor
Do you Sing: like a freaking bird
Do you Shower Daily: most times
Have you Been in Love: yeah but dont tell any one
Do you want to go to College: is that where they keep the girls gone wild?
Do you want to get Married: done did it
Do you belive in yourself: I sure as fuck dont belive in anyone else
Do you get Motion Sickness: after how many drinks?
Do you think you are Attractive: hot as all hell
Are you a Health Freak: umm...... Huh?
Do you get along with your Parents: when they ain't pissin me off
Do you like Thunderstorms: shit yeah
Do you play an Instrument: wait, this is where I'm suposed to say skin flute,right?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ohh yes
In the past month have you Smoked: goes great with the alcohol
In the past month have you been on Drugs: what are you a narc?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope sorry ladies
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah its great try it!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I keep forgetin to buy em
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I love the fishes
In the past month have you been on Stage: nah cheap ass clubs, gotta play on the floor
In the past month have you been Dumped: no, but I've taken alot of em
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no I'm shy
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: now why would I admit that
Ever been Drunk: no, I'm a social drinker
Ever been called a Tease: nope I give it up
Ever been Beaten up: not lately
Ever Shoplifted: seriously you gotta stop askin that stuff
How do you want to Die: I wanna be riding the comet that destroys the planet
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: wait what year is it?
What country would you most like to Visit: mexico kicks ass
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont care
Favourite Hair Color: dont care
Short or Long Hair: can we do both
Height: 3 ft 5
Weight: 380
Best Clothing Style: nekkid
Number of Drugs I have taken: for real are you people cops?
Number of CDs I own: all of em
Number of Piercings: homie dont play dat
Number of Tattoos: I cant count very high sorry
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none of it go die
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Ezekiel 25:17

 "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak thr...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Aug 2005 19:45:00 GMT

"Climb in the bottle and never commin out"

Well you all get to keep me as a "friend" for a bit longer, no untold riches to be had, I'm back and all I won was liver disease and most likley an early death. I've had a few days to lick my wounds a...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jul 2005 22:44:00 GMT

"Fuck your couch nigga, Fuck your couch!"

Fuck all y'all I'm out to Vegas in 2 muthafuckin days bitches! I'm gonna hit that Mega Bucks, get filthy fucking rich and forget all of you ever existed! Gonna hafta get me some new rich friends, mayb...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Jul 2005 20:36:00 GMT

"What we do in life, echoes in eternity"

heh nothin to say really I just love that line(Gladiator). It has been goin through my head alot lately, and I was thinking would we act differently if we thought of such phrases daily. I guees thats ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Jun 2005 21:52:00 GMT

"You will get no such satisfaction from me, sir"

I've been posting way too much personal shit up here, for all you cocksuckers to read. I pretty much hate all of you so there will be no more of that. Well I do like a few of you, do you kno...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Jun 2005 20:08:00 GMT

KILL KILL KILL

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Posted by on Tue, 07 Jun 2005 23:52:00 GMT

BLOG!!!!

LOL,YEAH ANOTHER BLOGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by on Mon, 03 May 2004 01:56:00 GMT

Blog

Blog! thats some good shit huh?
Posted by on Mon, 03 May 2004 01:53:00 GMT