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Lady & Capt. Rock

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About Me

Lady Rock is a big fan of Betty Boop, and has a large collection of figures, pictures and ornaments. She's also into rock music, and can usually be found down the front head banging with her step son Michael, as well as heckling the Capt.!!! Her birthday is February 23rd, which makes her a Pisces, but don't worry, she doesn't smell of blow fish!!!Capt. Rock has been playing guitar for over 20 years in various bands, and has also recently been seen judging and comparing at the Battle of the Bands competition at the Black Market, Warsop, Nottinghamshire. He likes nothing more than a damn good laugh. THAT'S HIM ON POWERSLAVE UK'S VERSION OF THE WICKERMAN. HE PLAYED LEAD GUITAR ON IT, SO IT'S HIM DOING THE SOLO. DON'T SAY WE DIDN'T WARN YOU :-)We got married on 25th February 2006, and had a gothic style day, with a full on rock disco at the evening do...none of your pop chavtastic house crap at any of our do's!! Have a look at the wedding photos we have up, and you'll see our mates Wolesley that we had as our wedding car. There are only two of these in white in the world..SMART!!Ladyrock designed her whole wedding dress and veil even her small bag she was holding. The outfit was made out of black PVC and lace with red satin.Ladyrocks oldest daughter Rebecca designed and made her wedding bouquet which was made from sugar craft, plus all the roses and all the button hole flowers for myself plus our guests. She also decorated our wedding cake plus a nice display of flowers hanging over the cake with the gothic/celtic design that went rather well with the wedding we were having.We also had another cake made for the kids which was a black bat with white letters saying lady & capt on it. We also had a gothic guest book for all to sign.The Capt's outfit was purchased from THE DARK ANGEL web site.

My Interests

LADY ROCK'S "NEW" HAIR!!Lady Rock is a PS2 gamer, especially platform games, PC stratedgy games and eternally tormenting the Capt. She also likes to collect Betty Boop stuff too, and also is a dab hand at Nail arts. El Capitano loves everything to do with rock music and is constantly striving to improve his guitar playing. He also like Medieval History and sci-fi.

I'd like to meet:

Judie Tzuke....Lemmy....and everyone else who just takes people for who they damn well are. LADYROCK WOULD LIKE HER BETTY BOOP FAN FRIENDS TO SIGN HER GUESTBOOK!!


Music:

Lady Rock likes Sabbath, Maiden, Ozzy, Deep Purple,etc, and also likes Judie Tzuke, LeAnn Rimes, Cher and Abba.Capt. Rock is a full on metal head, but also likes other types of music too, and is currently on a crusade to make everyone in the known universe own at least one Judie Tzuke album.

Movies:

Lord of the Rings, Memoirs of a Geisha, all the Alien and Predator series. Lady Rock loves Steven Seagal films, and the Capt. would love to be able to watch Van Helsing without the wiff continually licking the TV screen everytime Hugh Jackman is on!!! HUGH JACKMAN KATE BECKINSALE JOHN BARROWMAN

Television:

Farscape, Derren Brown, top class comedy, but we both hate soaps with a passion.Also anyone who wants to appear on Big Brother should be taken around the back with the legal firm of Base, Ball & Bat and shown the error of their ways.

Books:

El Capitano likes to read biographies, but Lady Rock would sooner pull her finger nails out one by one than sit and read a book!!

Heroes:

People who do the extraordinary and don't ask anything in return. People who have disabilities but get on with life without moaning and griping how hard it all is..the kind of people who put your bad hair day into prospective.

My Blog

MUTHA’S RUIN MYSPACE PAGE!!

PLEASE HAVE A LOOK AT THE MUTHA'S RUIN MYSPACE PAGE AND FEEL FREE TO ADD US TO YOUR FRIENDS LIST. THERE'S ALSO A LOVELY GUESTBOOK FOR YOU TO SIGN. EITHER CLICK ON THE LOGO IN OUR TOP FRIENDS OR GO TO ...
Posted by Lady & Capt. Rock on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 03:27:00 PST

MUTHAS RUIN

Exciting times are ahead, as one of my new projects is coming along just lovely. The bands’ name is  MUTHA’S RUIN ® and we’ll soon be on the look out to playing rock venues...
Posted by Lady & Capt. Rock on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:31:00 PST

MY WIFE IS A WITCH...FACT!!!!

OK....so I can feel the backlash to the above comment begining to brew as I write, but please stay with me on this one as I explain. Now, as it happens, this isn't the first time Lady Rock has pulled ...
Posted by Lady & Capt. Rock on Fri, 25 May 2007 05:30:00 PST

THE TRUTH ABOUT SCRAWM & LAWNMOWER DETH

OK people, if you look at any site about Lawnmower Deth, then you'll see it reads that "Lawnmower Deth were originally a thrash metal band called Scrawm". WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!!! Here, yo...
Posted by Lady & Capt. Rock on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:35:00 PST