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jason

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About Me

i'm so fugly that my reflection runs away everytime i look in the mirror, i'm 4 foot 3 inches tall, my right leg is shorter than my left, i have a 3rd arm growing in the middle of my back, i have an ingrown hair growing so attractively on my right eyeball, i only take showers once a month, all the other days cockroaches are busy chewing on the bathsoap, i brush my teeth once every other month because i'm too poor to afford toothpaste, half my head is bald because my brothers hit me too much with that metal bat when i was younger, sometimes after i do #2 in the bathroom i wipe, but most of the time i don't because i can't afford toilet paper, let's see....is there anything else??...hmmm, that's it for now, otherwise just ask k? =o)
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My Interests

finding a $20 bill in your back jean pocket that you totally forgot about, recieving a ton of gift cards for your b-day and X-mas!, Payday!, Spring Break!, beach, weekends, a full tank of gas!, a good night sleep...especially after....uhm, nevermind, just a good nights sleep :) my family and friends, my fiance Anita! , atlast but not least.....CHEESCAKE! oops =X

I'd like to meet:

whoever created toilet paper, HE ROCKS!!

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Music:

they say music is the pathway to happiness, but then you forget to recharge your ipod and now you're in the worst mood ever all day long!!!!!...BLAH!!

Movies:

oh yeah! but the whole "waiting to go to the bathroom until the end of the movie" kinda sucks.

Television:

uhm, yes i have a television???...

Books:

hmmm....nope, no books, too busy watching television.

Heroes:

ok, well....uhm, Superman......Spiderman.....Wolverine, and uhm.....that teenage mutant ninja turtle dude, the one with the sword! =o)

My Blog

thought of the day...

If at first you don't succeed.....GIVE UP! LIFE'S TOO SHORT! =oX
Posted by jason on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST