ABOUT THE BAND - In the land of King Davey Havoc IV the Emos ruled the land with an iron fist and a bloodied wrist. Many tried and failed to end the mascara-clad tyranny, but all opposition was as crushed and blackened as testicles stuck in the space between an Emo's thigh and his girl pants. Yes, indeed these Emos ruled supreme in this land, where cities such as “The Cannibal's City of Almost Crushed Dreams and Decadent Transcendence†and “The City of the Misunderstood†were the Meccas of these Emos and their music.
But far in the distance stood an uprising. A resistance so strong that even the plentiful razor blades and hair-care products of the Emos could not contain. It was led by four mighty leaders, Kings of the four scattered colonies of the Punk tribes of olde. King David of Danger, King Brookes of Ranger,King Daniel of Hamhock, and Kyle, King of Kiwi marched their tribes and united them under the banner of Punkest Rockest in all the Landest. They stormed the gates of the Cannibal City with a fury that could not be drained out by the screams of the Emo, and overthrew the tyranny of the Emos. These kings were merciless, and destroyed all Emos in their wake, no matter how many multi-syllable words they could put together or how many slashes they took of their wrist in penance for their sins against musical evolution.
With the Emos defeated, the four Kings united their kingdom under Punk, and never again did Emo find its way into the land. They called themselves Lords. Kings. Rulers.
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