Kevin profile picture

Kevin

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm 5ft 11 and a half, just effing short of the 6ft ceiling. I'm male, human, funny, mental and trivialWant to know more...so do I :)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Kylie Minogue (singing sensation and incredibly hot and I've met her Woo Hoo!) Hugh Hefner (Playboy founder and pyjama wearing god) Denny O'Neal (Batman author) Neil Gaiman (Sandman creator and author) Dale Ryder (Lead singer of Boom Crash Opera and I got to meet him Woo Hoo!) Judd Winick (Barry Ween creator and comic writer) Kevin Smith (Silent Bob himself) Paul Keating (The Prince Of Darkness and former Aussie PM) CAndace Michelle (Hot diva from the WWE) Alyssa Milano (Charmed and coz shes verily hot) Erin McNaught (Model...self explanatory) Jennifer Hawkins (Miss Universe winner, model, as above) Jenna Jameson (Pornstar) Claudia Ferrari (Pornstar) Robert Rodriguez (Director) Frank Miller (Comic book god) Joss Whedon (Buffy, Angel, Firefly creator) Seth Macfarlane (Creator of Family Guy & American Dad) Patrick Warburton (Puddy from Seinfeld and The Tick) Stan Lee (Marvel comics founder & shameless self promoter) Jackie Chan (Martial arts legend) Jerry Lewis (Comedy legend) Neil Gaiman (Sandman creator & literary god) Adam Savage & Jamie Hyneman (Mythbusters)

My Blog

If Pelican...

Johnathan stood next to the others trying to fit in as best he could. He puffed out his chest and started strutting about as they did. Sure he was three feet shorter than them but he was doing his bes...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 03:53:00 GMT

An Elseworld Star Wars Story

Star Wars Infinities Hope & Honesty Chapter 1 "Are you ready Luke?" asked the hooded figure as he slowly walked towards him.   "Yes" replied Luke Skywalker calmly, gripping and re-grippin...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 18:13:00 GMT

A Dr Who Story Idea

Master Plan   The Master stood silently, gazing out over the Andromeda constellation. He'd watched it before but today he actually saw it for the first time. Took in the colours, swirls and wonde...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 16:04:00 GMT

Script from 2001

       ALPHA & OMEGA BY KEVIN CURLEY Monday, 30 July 2001                    ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 15:43:00 GMT

Story?

It's the little things I miss. The absent hand on my leg whilst driving. The pushing of your hair behind your ears. The physical presence of you beside me in bed...instead of the large void that is le...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 19:49:00 GMT

Another writing exercise

The Room The stucco room would've been a barn if it wasn't inside a church. The high parallelogram shaped roof with rusty metal struts that were purely cosmetic since nothing that thin could hold the...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 19:38:00 GMT

Written by a friend of mine

A Bit Of A Wank So there was this girl. She wasn't much of a girl but for some reason she drove him wild. It was the little things I guess, but its always the little things that count. The flicker of...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 18:50:00 GMT

Trivia inspired piece

Trivial Knights Matt sucked down hard on his cigarette, his mouth filling with the poisonous gas he hated so much but his body so craved. The chatter and hum of the pokie room drowned out much of the...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 18:43:00 GMT

Another exercise from class

Fear Kelly's blood covered fingers fumbled with the chain desperately trying to get it into the groove. The constant pounding on the door made the simple everyday task hard.   "Open the fucking...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 23:22:00 GMT

Easter Inspired Stuff

Wash Your Hands...   "All hail Pontius Pilate, governor of Judea by appointment of Emperor Tiberius!" the centurions voice sliced through the bickering chatter of the marble hall. Pontius strode ...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 05:54:00 GMT