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il Mago

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About Me

18th & 19th CENTURY HISTORY AND FASHION, A NEW ENGLAND AUTUMN, A SHAMPOO THAT COMBINES CLEANSING AND WEIGHTLESS MOISTURIZING INTO ONE EASY STEP, ACCESSORIES, ACTUALLY RECEIVING THAT FREE ITEM WHEN I "CLICK HERE", AEGEAN SEA, AFFECTION, AFRICA, ALEXANDER THE GREAT, ALEXANDRIA, ALL STYLES OF GUITAR, ANCIENT GREECE, ANYONE WHO CAN MAKE IT THROUGH AND APPRECIATE THIS LIST, APHRODITE (not Venus), APOLLO AND DAPHNE, APPLE COMPUTERS, ARCHITECTURE, ATHLETICISM, BACKPACKING EUROPE, BAD JOKES, BASEBALL, BASS, BASS LINES, BEING AN NEW YORKER, BEING ITALIAN, BELLY BUTTONS, BERNINI, BERT AND ERNIE, BIG 10 FOOTBALL, BODIES, BOOTCUT, BOSTON MA, BOSTON RED SOX, BOUND, CANDLES, CHANGE, CHARLESTON SC, CHERRY GOLD CHOICE, CHICAGO CUBS, CHICAGO IL, CHICK BASS PLAYERS, CHICKS WHO SPIN (records, not men) CHIVALRY, CINEMA, CLASSICAL PIANO AND GUITAR, CLEANING, CLIMBING KILIMANJARO, CLITORIAL STIMULATION, CLOSET SPACE, COLORS, COMPASSION, COMPLIMENTS, CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM, CONVERSATING W/ STRANGERS, CONVULSING VULVA, COOING, CORONA w/ LIME, CUBA, DANCING, DESTINY, DIFFERENT POSITIONS, DIGITAL, DOING IT HERE, DOLPHINS (there is nothing I love more than dolphins), DRESSING YOU, DRIVING THE PACIFIC COAST HIGHWAY, DRUMS, DSL, EATING IT, ECCENTRICITY, EDDIE VEDDER, EROTICS, EXOTICS, EYES, FAITH (but not to the point of foolishness), FATE, FEMALE ORGASM, FENWAY PARK, FIERCE DETERMINATION, FIGURE STUDIES, FINDING LOVE, FINGERING LIKE NO TOMORROW, FINGERS, FINGERS PLAYING INSTRUMENTS, FOILAGE, FOOTBALL, FORWARD, FUTBOL, GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON, GEORGIA PEACHES, GERMANY, GETTING YOU FROM BEHIND, GIRLS IN ANYTHING PINK OR RED, GIRLS WHO KEEP IT CLEAN, GIRLS WHO WRITE, GOD, GOD LOOKING WAY PASSED MANY THINGS ON THIS HERE LIST, GOING THE EXTRA MILE, GOOGLE, GOVERNMENT (NOT POLITICS), GREECE, GUN CONTROL, HEAVEN, HIGH HEELS, HOCKEY, HOLDING HANDS, HOLDING YOU IN THE DARK, HONDA CIVIC, HONDA S2000 (SLATE BLUE w/ WELL CUSHIONED WHITE LEATHER, HOT FUDGE OVER CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM, HYGIENE, IAN CURTIS, ICELAND, ICEPICKS AT VINNIE'S, IMAC, INDIVIDUALS, INSPIRING MULTIPLE ORGASMS, INTAMACY, INTELLECT, IPOD, IRELAND, ITUNES, ISRAEL, ITALY, JESUS OF NAZARETH (THE ULTIMATE REBEL'S REBEL), JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY, KEVIN'S SIGNATURE TWEED JACKET, KILLIAN'S IRISH RED ON DRAFT IN A FROSTY GLASS, KING DAVID, KISSES ON MY NECK, KISSING, KNOWING IT QUIETLY, KURT COBAIN, LADIES FIRST, LAUGHTER, LEGS, LICKING, LIGHT HAIR PULLING, LIGHT MAKEUP, LIPS, LIP BITING, LIP GLOSS, LISTS, LITTLE BLACK DRESS, LIVE JOURNAL, LONDON, LONG BLACK HAIR, LONG BLONDE HAIR, LONG DEEP STARES, MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTIONS, MAKING LOVE, MAINTENANCE, MANNERS, MARY MAGDALENE, MASSAGE, MEDITARANEAN SEA, MINIMALISM (OH THE IRONY!!), MONOGOMY, MORE SEX, MOSCOW, MOTOWN, MOZILLA FIREFOX AS MY BROWSER, MUTUAL MASTURBATION, MY SISTERS FINALLY FINDING MEN THAT NEITHER DRINK NOR HIT THEM, MY SPACE ON MYSPACE, MYTHOLOGY, MY WIRELESS NOTEBOOK CARD, NAIL POLISH, NAPPING TOGETHER, NATURE, NEW ENGLAND, NIKON COOLPIX, NO MORE NARCOTICS, NO PANTIES, NOT FADING AWAY, NOT KILLING THE MEN MY SISTERS CURRENTLY ARE WITH, NUDITY (I've seen more vulgarity in people wearing clothes), OCEANS, ORGANIZATIONAL SKILLS, ORIGINALITY, OUTLINE FORM, PAINTING YOUR NAILS, PANTIES, PARIS, PASSION, PEOPLE WHO AREN'T COMBATIVE, PEOPLE WHO CALL ME "KYLIE", PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE AN OPINION ON EVERYTHING, PERSONALITY, PHILOSOPHY, PHOTOSHOP, PICASSO, PIG LATIN, PIZZA, PLATO, PLAYING IN TOY STORES, POETRY, POLAR BEARS, PRESERVING WILDLIFE, PROGRESSIVE TRANCE, PROPER PROTECTION, PSYCHOLOGY, QBERT, QUALITY NOT QUANTITY, RAINBOWS, READING, REVERSE, REVERSE COWBOY, ROCHESTER NY, ROUND BOTTOMS, SAVANNAH GA, SEEING BOTH SIDES, SEEING YOU, SELF-GOVERNMENT, SERENDIPITY, SHADES OF BLUE, SHADES OF GRAY, SHADES OF GREEN, SHADES OF RED, SHOES, SHOPPING, SHORT HAIRED GIRLS, SHOWERING TOGETHER, SHYNESS, SILK ON SKIN, SILVER (I HATE GOLD), SKIN LIKE SILK, SLEEPING, SLEEPING SOME MORE, SMILES FOR NO REASON, SNOWFALL, SOCIAL WORK, SOCIAL WORKERS, SOCRATES, SOME MORE SLEEP, SONY ELECTRONICS, SOUTHERN GIRLS, SOUTHERN WEATHER, SPACE, SPANKINGS, SPELLING "MEDITARANEAN" CORRECTLY, SPIRAL CURLS, SPIRITULAITY, STAYING UP TOO LATE, STRAWBERRY BLONDE HAIR, SUNDROP, SUNSETS, SURROUND SOUND (5.1), SWEET TEA, SYLLABLES, T-MOBILE, TALKING DIRTY, TA-TA'S, TANGERINE CHOICE, THE FEMALE FORM, THE ORANGE AMP, THEE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY, TIGHT, TOM BRADY, TOTAL MONOGOMY, TOUCHING, TRUE FRIENDSHIP, TRUE LOVE, TRIMMED FINGERNAILS, TWO RINGS BEFORE ANSWERING, UNBOUND, UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER, UNPOLLUTED BODIES OF WATER, UNSHAVED (BUT TRIMMED RATHER NICELY), VACUUMING, VAN GOGH, VANITY FAIR, VIDA GUERRA'S NEWLY REDUCED BACKSIDE, WALKING, WATERFALLS, WET, WET HAIR LATHER RINSE REPEAT, WHOPPER JR. W/ CHEESE LIGHT MAYONNAISE EXTRA KETCHUP NO P/T, WIT, WORLD WITHOUT BOUNDRIES, WORLD WITHOUT END, WORLD WITHOUT EXTREMISM, WORLD WITHOUT SOMEONE PUTTING THE JUICE BACK IN THE FRIDGE WITH BARELY A SIP LEFT, WRIGLEY FIELD, WRITING (duh), XBOX, TSINGTAO, YOU, YUENGLING, ZZZ ZZZ

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My idol, Alexander the Great

Music:

The Wicked ItchThe Red Line Ryan Lee and the Mindless / Anti-Love Project (rip) / Night Rally / The Information / Read Yellow / The Glass Set / The Cignal (rip) / Bon Savants / Cyanide Valentine / Freezepop / The Bravery (NYC) / Emergency Music / Moki / The Halogens (rip) / The Good North / Baby Strange / The Gasolines / This Blue Holiday (NYC) / Ho-Ag / December Sound / The Model Sons (rip) / Scamper / Cracktorch / Black-Helicopter / Bulletproof Plan / Helicopter Helicopter / Ad Frank / The Hidden / Codetta / Heavy Stud / Swiss Army / Runner and the Thermodynamics / Clickers (rip) / Lady of Spain / Cancer to the Stars (rip) Pitchfork Media Sold in Stores 50's ELVIS, AC/DC (but only w/ BON SCOTT), ALICE IN CHAINS, ANYTHING FROM THE 50's, ARCADE FIRE, AUDIOSLAVE, AUF DER MAUR, BACH, BAUHAUS, BEACH BOYS, BEASTIE BOYS, BEETHOVEN, BIG AUDIO DYNAMITE, BIG MAMA THORTON, BILLIE HOLIDAY, BJORK, BLACK SABBATH, BLONDE REDHEAD, BLONDIE (first crush DEBORAH HARRY), BLUR, BOB DYLAN, BOB MARLEY, BOBBY DARIN, BOOGIE DOWN PRODUCTIONS, BRAHMS, BRAID, BRIGHT EYES, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, BUDDY HOLLY, BUILT TO SPILL, CANCER TO THE STARS, CASH, CINDERELLA, COLDPLAY, COLTRANE, CREAM, DAVID BOWIE, DEAN MARTIN (related), DEPECHE MODE, DEEP DISH, DEVO, DIGWEED, DMX, DRIVE LIKE JEHU, ECHO & THE BUNNYMEN, ELASTICA, ELLA FITZGERALD, ELVIS COSTELLO, FIONA APPLE, FLAMING LIPS, FOLK IMPLOSION, FRANK SINATRA, FRANZ FERDINAND, FU-GEES, FUGAZI, GANG STARR, GARBAGE, GEGGY TAH, GUNS AND FUCKING ROSES, HAPPY MONDAYS, HELMET, HIGH STRUNG, HOOVERPHONIC, HOT SNAKES, IGGY POP, INTERPOL, IRON AND WINE, JANES ADDICTION, JANIS JOPLIN, JAY-Z, JESUS AND MARY CHAIN, JESUS LIZARD, JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, JIMMY CLIFF, JOAN JETT, JOY DIVISION, JUNE OF '44, KANYE WEST, LE TIGRE, LED ZEPPELIN, LES SAVY FAV, LISTENING TO DOLPHINS COMMUNICATE, LOU REED, LOUIS ARMSTRONG, LOVE AND ROCKETS, MAD SEASON, MALKMUS, MAZZY STARR, MELODY CLUB, MERCURY PROGRAM, METALLICA, MIKE NESS, MILES DAVIS, MODEST MOUSE, MOTLEY CRUE, MOZART, MY BLOODY VALENTINE, NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL, NEW ORDER, NICK WARREN, NINE INCH NAILS, NIRVANA, OLD OLD SOUNDGARDEN, ONE HIT WONDERS, OTIS REDDING, OUTKAST, PATSY CLINE, PAVEMENT, PEARL JAM, PEDRO THE LION, PETER TOSH, PHARCYDE, POP WILL EAT ITSELF, PORNO FOR PYROS, PUBLIC ENEMY, RACHMANINOFF, RADIOHEAD, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, RAY CHARLES, REALLY REALLY OLD U2, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, REM, ROLLING STONES, ROY ORBISON, RUSH, SASHA, SIMON & GARFUNKEL, SIOUXIE & THE BANSHEES, SITTING IN A DARK ROOM LISTENING TO THUNDER, SMASHING PUMPKINS, SOCIAL DISTORTION, SONIC YOUTH , SQUIRREL NUT ZIPPERS, STEREOLAB, STRAY CATS, SUPERCHUNK, SUPERGRASS, SYNTHPOP, TALKING HEADS, THE BEATLES, THE BUZZCOCKS, THE CLASH, THE CURE, THE DOORS, THE FUCKING WHO!!, THE FASTBACKS, THE HIVES, THE KILLERS, THE PLATTERS, THE RAMONES, THE RAVEONETTES, THE RIGHTEOUS BROTHERS, THE RUNAWAYS, THE SHINS, THE SMITHS, THE STOOGES, THE STRANGLERS, THE STROKES, THE SOUND OF CRICKET BOWS AT NIGHTTIME, THE VASELINES, THE VERVE, THE WALKMEN, THE WEAKERTHANS, THE WRENS, TORI AMOS, VAN MORRISON, VELVET UNDERGROUND, VIVALDI, WHITE STRIPES, WYCLEF JEAN, YAZ. I don't really like today's Hip Hop or even the word Hip Hop but what I can really appreciate is everything that came before the word "bling"

Movies:

12 MONKEYS, 24 HOUR PARTY PEOPLE, AUDREY HEPBURN, A BEAUTIFUL MIND, ANIMAL HOUSE, BETTER OFF DEAD, BIG FISH, BLACK AND WHITE MOVIES, BLUES BROTHERS, BOURNE IDENTITY, BRUCE LEE, CADDY SHACK, CAREY GRANT, CASABLANCA, CAST AWAY, CITIZEN KANE, CLARK GABLE, CLOSE ENCOUNTERS, CLOSER, DAS BOOT, DONNIE DARKO (Director's Cut), DR. ZHIVAGO, EAST OF EDEN, EASY RIDER, FAST AND THE FURIOUS (1+2), FIGHT CLUB, FLETCH, FOREIGN FILMS, FORREST GUMP, FRIDA, GARDEN STATE, GARY COOPER, GENE HACKMAN, GIANT, GLADIATOR, HAMLET, HI FIDELITY, HITCHCOCK, HUMPHREY BOGART, IMMORTAL BELOVED, INGRID BERGMAN, i, ROBOT, JACK NICHOLSON, JAMES BOND 007, JAMES & THE GIANT PEACH, JAMES DEAN, JANE SEYMOUR, JAWS, JESUS OF NAZARETH (OLIVIA WAS THE VIRGIN MARY IN IT PLUS IT'S A PHENOMENAL MOVIE), JIM CARREY, JOHN CUSACK, JOHN HUGHES, JOHNNY DEPP, KATE BECKINSALE, KAZAN, KEIRA KNIGHTLEY, LAUREN BACALL (yum), LORD OF THE RINGS, LOST IN TRANSLATION, LOVE ACTUALLY, LUDIVINE SAGNIER, MARLON BRANDO (rip), MARTIN SHEEN, MATILDA, NATALIE PORTMAN (oh sweet mercy how I love thee), OFFICE SPACE, OLD SCHOOL, PENELOPE CRUZ, PETER SELLERS, PHILADELPHIA, REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE (but the dialogue is wicked cheesy), RIVER PHOENIX, ROMEO AND JULIET '67 (my cousin OLIVIA was Juliet), RUSHMORE, RUSSELL CROWE, SCARFACE, SCENT OF A WOMAN, SCHINDLER'S LIST, SERENDIPITY, SIR LAWRENCE OLIVIER, STAR WARS, STANLEY KUBRICK, SURVIVING PICASSO, SWIMMING POOL, SWINGERS, THE ENGLISH PATIENT, THE GODFATHER (1+2), THE GRADUATE, THE MATRIX (1+2), THE OUTSIDERS, TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD, THIRTEEN DAYS, TOM CRUISE, TOM HANKS, TOP GUN, TOY STORY (1+2), WHEN HARRY MET SALLY, WILLY WONKA, WINNIE THE POOH.

Television:

I hated my TV in college so I threw it out a 3 story window they go psst! on impact but I can tolerate anything w/ DOLPHINS in it, NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC , anything w/ MICHAEL WOOD as the host i.e "IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF ALEXANDER THE GREAT" OR "SHAKESPEARE" , HISTORY CHANNEL, DISCOVERY, FOOD NETWORK, HGTV, TLC, PBS, WGBH, ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS, THE WEST WING, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, THE SIMPSONS, THE FAMILY GUY, KIM POSSIBLE, AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE, CHAPELLE'S SHOW, FRIENDS, SEINFELD, EXTREME ELIMINATION CHALLENGE, MR. BEAN, BOSTON RED SOX, NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS, CHICAGO CUBS, CHICAGO BEARS, DALLAS STARS, MANCHESTER UNITED, REAL MADRID, basically anything educational, hysterical or driven by male testosterone.

Books:

.. EVERYTHING ROALD DAHL AND KEROUAC, ALEXANDER POPE, all SHAKESPEARE, ANCIENT GREEK HISTORIANS, BALZAC, BAUDELAIRE, BEVERLY CLEARY, BIOGRAPHIES, BOB DYLAN, BYRON, CATCHER IN THE RYE, DICTIONARY, DOROTHY PARKER, FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS, FROST, FREUD, GINSBERG, GREEK MYTHOLOGY, HISTORIES, HOUSE AT POOH CORNER, HUGH HEFFNER (he he), IAN CURTIS' LYRICS, JIM MORRISON'S POETRY AND LYRICS, JOSEPH CAMPBELL, JOYCE, JUDY BLUME, JUNG, KAHLIL GIBRAN, MAGAZINES, MATT CHRISTOPHER, NIETZCHE, OVID, PABLO NERUDA, PERCY SHELLEY'S POETRY (my fav), PLATO, POE, PROFILES IN COURAGE, RICHARD BACHS' ILLUSIONS, RIMBAUD, TAO OF POOH, TAO TE CHING, TE OF PIGLET, THE BIBLE, (yes, full of juicy juicy details), THE LITTLE PRINCE, THE PSYCHOANALYSIS OF ADOLF HITLER, THEOLOGIES, TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD, VOLTAIRE, WHITMAN, WILLIAM BLAKE.

Heroes:

.. .. JESUS CHRIST, MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER OCTAVIANO, MY GRANDPA PIETRO, MY MOTHER MARIE, PEOPLE WHOSE INDIVIDUAL EFFORTS I'VE ALWAYS GREATLY ADMIRED: MARY MAGDALENE, GANDHI, MLK JR, ROSA PARKS, FREEDOM RIDERS, K.B.H , SOCRATES, PLATO, LAO TZU, BUDDHA, BENJAMIN FRANKLIN, OPRAH, AUDIE MURPHY, PAT TILLMAN, TED WILLIAMS, MO BERG, THE OVERWHELMING DIPLOMACY OF JOHN FITZGERALD KENNEDY, MICHAEL JORDAN, THOSE 2004 WORLD SERIES CHAMPION BOSTON RED SOX, WINNIE-THE-POOH AND PIGLET, THE REDEEMING VIRTUES OF CHARLIE BUCKET, WILLY WONKA

My Blog

Its Quiet Now. Again.

It's quiet now, and as I think my thoughts alone,I try to keep my head straight but I think I'm too far gone.for in this silence, the truth rings even louder.a constant grinding begging reco...
Posted by il Mago on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 05:06:00 PST

Kyle on "Black Friday"

Nothing screams the season quite like being stuck in line for 20 minutes behind a 4 year old repeating "mommy I gotta poop" over and over with one hand emphatically tugging on her shirt and another on...
Posted by il Mago on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 08:19:00 PST

Kyle on "The Exodus"

I bet trailing right smack behind an ambulance during highway rush hour bears with it the same inner elation the Hebrew felt while following Moses through the Red Sea.Had I been there I would for sure...
Posted by il Mago on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 06:17:00 PST

We Are Siamese If You Please

So apparently yesterday was National Siamese Twin Day and on the Ace and TJ morning show they were talking about some cases involving such things. They were then talking about a gentleman who was born...
Posted by il Mago on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 09:39:00 PST

Kyle on "Finding Love"

People always say that love finds you when you are not looking but I tell you the same can be said for a pile of dog shit  Thank You, Kyle
Posted by il Mago on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 10:15:00 PST

No One Will Be Watching Us

A couple days ago while on my way to the dentist I found myself stuck in traffic on Cherry Road. Now traffic is a normal thing, you're gonna have it from time to time, nothing new to see there but it'...
Posted by il Mago on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 07:44:00 PST

Pictures of Charlotte

Click Me...
Posted by il Mago on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 03:23:00 PST

Attention Kmart Shoppers

...there is a blue-light special on parenting skills in aisle 7 The other day I was in Wendy's waiting to place my order when I was introduced to a little devil by the name of Brian. Now, I am not su...
Posted by il Mago on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 07:30:00 PST

Flower Garden Pictures

All photos taken in my backyard. I use an Nikon Coolpix 3200...
Posted by il Mago on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Because Sometimes You Just Have To

Ever notice the older you get the more cautious you become? Why when it starts to rain do people swimming in pools react like hot oil is falling from the sky? Hello you're already wet, duh A couple...
Posted by il Mago on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST