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Matt

I am here for Friends

About Me

If you want to know about me...well...just ask. The worst that could happen is I go all pyschotic on you and threaten to eat your dog with a side of your Mom's liver. I mean really what does it hurt to ask?

My Interests

Music. Women. Beer. Camping. Fire arms. Photography. You know the usual stuff.

I'd like to meet:

People with a pulse. Although a fully functional brain is a plus.

Music:

Tool, One Less Reason, Pantera, EvansBlue, Machine Head, Three Doors Down, Mudvayne, Tonic, Emerson Hart, Seven Mary Three, Flaw, Ra and just about any cool band you can think of. (even a couple of uncool ones as well)

Movies:

American History X, Superbad, Beerfest, The Departed, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Sling Blade, Animal House, Porky's, PCU, etc

Television:

Dragon Ball Z (fuck Dragon Ball GT), discovery channel, does watching dvd's count?

Books:

The Little Book of Bad Taste, Culture Warrior, The Death of Common Sense, Reefer Madness and whatever is handy during a good poop.

Heroes:

Superman, Batman, The Hulk, Guy Gardner, Wonder Woman, Spiderman, Gandalf the Grey and a whole lot more.

My Blog

Dreams...

  "Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame   .      Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes a...
Posted by Matt on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 06:39:00 PST

This one time at.......

a bar I got really drunk and did things that I don't remember. Has that ever happened to anybody else?   I thought so.
Posted by Matt on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 12:17:00 PST