Splendiferousnessness

*DISCLAIMER* I'm not using MySpace as my personal dating site. Therefore, if you feel like messaging me to tell me I'm hot or you need a booty call or want a date, fucking save it. I don't do love, boyfriends or marriage and there's a good chance I don't want anything to do with you.If you're a friend or know me from the past then please, read on...........The name's Vanessa.I'm pretty damn amazing.I'm awake no later than 8:00am on any given day.Happy folks such as myself need a break once in a while, too.You need a friend like me... trust me.I HATE bad grammar and people who can't spell. The dictionary is your friend.I'm scared of submarines, icebergs, the little girl from the Exorcist, most 6-legged creatures, large boats, depths and tight spaces. I'm sure there's more...Things that make me happy: My twin cousins, my other cousin Dylan and the remainder of my weirdo family. Spending time with my crazy siblings. Dinner and a night on the town with good friends. Dogs. Going to the gym. Any food labeled fat free or low cal. Thinking about all the crazy times and changes that are to come.Things that make me not-so-happy: Bad drivers. When the grocery store is out of my banana yogurt. The sound that's made when 2 pieces of cardboard rub together. The sound of utensils scraping on a dinner plate. The inconvenience of going to the ATM. People you thought were your friends, but aren't. General idiocy.