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About Me

I'm a pretty weird guy. I think I'm about the coolest person on earth. But I also believe that because of my intense desire for everyone to think I'm a complete weirdo. Why? I don't know. For example I have an unhealthy obsession with Elvis. So much so that my goal for the year is to move to Memphis and get a job at Graceland. That's not so weird if you're 40 but I'm 23. I only know one other person my age that willfully listens to Elvis on a regular basis. I'm happy 99.9% of the time. Mostly because I'm broke, I live in a tiny room with a shitty roomate, I work a horrible job with really shitty hours and lazy, bitchy people, and I still feel like the luckiest person alive. Why? Because I have the best friends that anyone could ever ask for. I love people and I have gotten very good at meeting new ones. Whether I'm handing out roses at the VCU commons or just chatting up a stranger in a bar. People are people and whether they know it or not most of them have a really interesting story to tell. I don't really dislike anyone. even people whom I know use me for one thing or another. I'm just overall vibrant, friendly, and a little crazy at times (but hey who isn't). I'd love to get to know you. We'll start with AIM Totalimmortal205. All people welcome. Hooray for new friends and old cheers to you all. I am 99% Promiscuous.
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Name: Tony
Birthday: 8/26/82
Birthplace: RVA
Current Location: Still stuck here 'til Memphis
Eye Color: Muddy pond water known to oters as hazel
Hair Color: Dirty Blonde
Height: 6'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish and German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Globes
Your Weakness: Slim Brunettes 5'2" to 5'9" with great legs and a nice ass
Your Fears: Being as big a failure as I think I am.
Your Perfect Pizza: The one I get when I'm high at 3 am
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: GET MY ASS TO MEMPHIS
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't really use IM
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shit not again
Your Best Physical Feature: My Scars and the crazy stories that go with them
Your Bedtime: It's 6:23 am right now and I'm still up. You might say I'm a night person.
Your Most Missed Memory: Talking to my dad
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK
Single or Group Dates: I don't date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Not a big fan of sweets
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee and if you put anything in it you shouldn't drink it
Do you Smoke: Anything I can get my hands on
Do you Swear: About every other word
Do you Sing: All the time
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: So long ago and it still hurts
Do you want to go to College: Been there said fuck it
Do you want to get Married: Haven't met a girl that I want to see a week straight I can't imagine seeing the same one for the rest of my life
Do you belive in yourself: I know I'll be ok. No matter what anyone tells me.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I guess
Are you a Health Freak: If beer cigarettes and drugs are good for you then yes
Do you get along with your Parents: As long as I don't see her
Do you like Thunderstorms: Me encanta
Do you play an Instrument: The guitar, bass, drums, and a few others
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: BIG YES
In the past month have you Smoked: Another BIG YES
In the past month have you been on Drugs: And one more BIG YES. I mean no. Are you a cop?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I will repeat I don't date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Drove by it a couple times
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: That's disgusting
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I don't think so but I love me some sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: Ha
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I don't remember
Ever been Drunk: my record is 4 months straight
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah and she was pissed
Ever been Beaten up: Broken arm, nose, jaw, cheekbone, and two ribs But there were 6 of them and one had a bat
Ever Shoplifted: Yeah didn't you go to High school
How do you want to Die: I just want to avoid a darwin award
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy in whatever I choose
What country would you most like to Visit: Spain. Barcelona fit my lifestyle
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'2" or so to about 5'9"
Weight: Slim
Best Clothing Style: I'm a legs and ass guy. I love miniskirts
Number of Drugs I have taken: Somewhere in the area of 15
Number of CDs I own: 5014
Number of Piercings: I love my nip rings
Number of Tattoos: none now getting my first September 2nd
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Live your life the way you want to and regret nothing
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My Interests

I fucked up my ankle real bad so I'm skiddish about skating lately but I still love it. Other than that love to party, or just chill. I love people watching it's probably my favorite activity. I scare people sometimes because I can usually tell them their life story before they can. But that comes from years of practicing reading people and learning how to fit in to any situation. I'm trying to start a new religion with a friend of mine. It's called Shinetology. It's based around Bab(aka Biridman)'s Get your shine on. Really It's just all about gettin' your shine on so people stop hatin'. It hasn't really caught on yet but that'll change. Join up and tell your friends you're a Shinetologist. I play guitar/slide guitar/pedal steel guitar, bass, drums, and a little keyboard/piano. I want to get a band going. If you know any musicians in the RVA area who are looking for musicians for a band or just looking for some one to play with let me know. My faorite things to play/write are blues, reggae, and ska, but I just really like playing with other people, no matter what style I'll play pretty much anything.
Your Seduction Style: The Charmer
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I'd like to meet:

If you think you can change the world with me sign up but other than that if you think you're a true individual or you're just looking for a good drinking buddy. Aim Totalimmortal205

Music:

I would name all of it, but my favorites alone would take up about 75 pages. So here's some that have a special place in my heart. Elvis is and always will be The King of Rock and Roll. Blues: Hendrix,Stevie Ray Vaughn, Led Zepplin(Jimmy Page is a god), BB king, Chuck Berry, Robert Randolph, The North Mississippi Allstars. Ska: Less that Jake, Reel big fish and The Pietasters(these 3 tie for my vote on coolest bands to see live, though Me first and the Gimmee Gimmees is a close second), Suicide machines Buck O'nine. Punk: Brand New, AFI, Slick shoes, The used, Gob, NOFX(So long and thanks for all the shoes get's my vote for best album title), MXPX, Story of the Year, Unwritten law, Kid Dynamite, Pennywise, Green Day, Fallout Boy(you gotta love anybody who's just faking being emo). And on that note emo: Coheed, Dashboard, I qualify Midtown here too. Metal: Old school Metallica, In Flames, Iced Earth, Kidnapped Occaisionally(local RVA band check 'em out), Rammstein, guilty pleasures: give it up for Drowning pool and Alien ant farm. Hardcore: Diehard youth and Hate04(even though I despise crews), Hatebreed, Blood for blood. Jazz: Charlie hunter (If you don't know him you should), Miles, and Coltrane(can't go wrong). Just to name a few. Any hip hop/rap/R&B that gets's my head noddin' (R. Kelly's Ignition remix is one of the hottest songs of all time). G-Unit and all it's members. Pitbull, Trick Daddy, Mike Jones (who by the way in a recent interview said the only real way to listen to his cd is after drinking a bottle of prescription robitussin, how fucking cool is that. Though that does explain why it's all slowed down), Three six mafia, Tupac, Biggie, Nas, Jay-Z, The Game(even after the G-Unit beef, he's just so tight. And that is just the favorites of my favorites. I don't limit myself in anything, why should music be any different? Though I don't like The Beatles. I know, trust me I've heard it all before. I'm trying to get into them, but it's so difficult for me to like a band that everyone else on Earth likes. Other than that I listen to almost everything out there.

Movies:

There really are only 5 great movies Boondock Saints, The Big Lebowski, The Pirates of the Carribean AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (Though the book was better), and finally my all time favorite The Usual Suspects

Television:

Yeah so I don't really watch TV anymore I'd really rather play my Guitar.

Books:

Too many to name. Anything from Kerouac to George Carlin, and more.

Heroes:

The concept of having or being a hero is very subjective. One person may say that someone who fights and even dies for what they believe in and even changed the world is a hero. I'm just as impressed by the people you've never heard of, who were written off as failures from the start, that made something of themselves. No matter what it is.

My Blog

If I died tommorow

If I died tommorow would anyone care? Would anyone miss me? Would anyone come to the funeral? Would it change the world? Would there even be an obituary? Does it really matter? Would I be re...
Posted by Better than sex on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 02:11:00 PST

The Butterfly Effect

So I finally saw the Beutterfly Effect and as it turns out I really liked it. No, scratch that I loved it. In many way I thought this was the perfect movie. Though I did pick the ending about half w...
Posted by Better than sex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

whatever

It's been a weird week. I only slept about 10 hours all week, but I had alot of fun. Saw story of the year on friday. Motion city soundtrack rocked as did story of the year. After the concert part...
Posted by Better than sex on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST