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About Me

/..unmasked out of ambivalence/..

I work in a thrift store. I drink, smoke and smoke to boot. I fucking hate most bars. I can tolerate a select few. (The Bird's ok.) I typically get along best with people who aren't stupid, but are still irresponsible and self destructive. But most importantly: Not stupid.

I just moved to Mt.Pleasant. It wasn't worth the climb, but I'm at the summit now, and base camp sucked anyway, so fuck it.

It's 8:15 Sunday morning. I've been up for two hours. Was out late at a spectacularly entertaining noise show last night, but can't stand sleeping. The sun's up, so am I.

I say I hate cats, but it isn't true. Cats are fine. I still fucking hate 'em, though.

I'm a christian, but it's not what it sounds like. I mean: I'm not a backward, racist homophobe, and I was totally NOT disappointed when Mitt Romney suspended his presidential candidacy. I party hard, and I party with the lord, but if you never ask me about it, you'll rarely hear about it. Evangelism is like cancer.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Jesus, Emma Goldman, Joe Hill, Guy-Manuel de Homem-Cristo, Winnie The Pooh. Anyone who isn't a worthless hick, or rich. (That leaves middle and lower class intellectuals, I guess.) And girls. Meeting girls brightens my day a little.
Who I wouldn't like to meet: People I went to high school with.

My Blog

Mock ROTC Run (date to be announced)

I want to stage a mock ROTC Run.Make up snide rhymes, and come join the FUN!Rhymes like:I really wanted to go to school    *I really wanted to go to school*So I joined the army cause I'...
Posted by on Thu, 15 May 2008 17:26:00 GMT

Photographs Documenting Police Stupidity

OK. Here we go!I'm pretty sure this happens every day.But I bet this doesn't.This cop hit a school bus.This cop drove into wet cement.And this cop forgot how to drive.Who doesn't remember this headlin...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:56:00 GMT

Shake it, Bitteree

I've been dreaming lately. It bothers me.I'm in this fucking house. I'm always in some fucking house, but it's really dilapidated this time. I mean, rotten. I don't remember what happened inside. I'm ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 09:30:00 GMT

Wal-Mart sucks my balls, but not well enough to make me cum.

(This is the monolouge from a speech I gave on how much ass Wal-Mart sucks. The end isn't there, I improvised that. There's just an intro, a lot of facts, and then it comes to a screeching halt. Here...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 22:01:00 GMT

POL 201 Term Paper

The Grand Essay: Tackling Issues Hitherto Only JostledOr"The Struggle for Democracy" In Three and a Half to Four Pages        Since time forgotten, man has sought to bri...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 21:55:00 GMT

Space Poem

Oh, My SpaceWhere boredom doth dwellCan thee aleviate my boredom with more?Lest the tiny apricot of my ambivalence be juiced?No.You are a vaccuous Collection of numbersNot to be heldBut to beholdYou a...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 08:42:00 GMT