GREETINGS METAL BRETHEREN!
WE ARE METAL HEADS BFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE FIRST FORMED IN 1987 AS A POISON TRIBUTE BAND. THAT DIDN’T WORK OUT (ONLY SO MANY TIMES YOU CAN PLAY "TALK DIRTY TO ME"!!!)... SO WE STARTED THINGS UP AGAIN IN 1992 AS "BONES BY THE RIVER", PLAYING A MIX OF GRUNGE AND ALTERNATIVE WITH A SWEETENING METAL EDGE (AND OF COURSE FLANNEL SHIRTS!!!). WE MANAGED TO GET ONE HIT ON ROCK RADIO CALLED "CHICKEN" (HEY IF ALICE IN CHAINS COULD HAVE A SONG CALLED "ROOSTER", THEN WHY THE FUCK NOT???) BEFORE DISBANDING DUE TO OUR LEAD SINGER LEAVING US TO PURSUE HIS SOLO R&B CAREER. IN 1998, WE GOT OUR SHIT BACK TOGETHER (WITH A TRAILER PARK TRASH FRONTMAN NAMED TEDDY JOHNSON!) AS THE NU-METAL ACT "SOGGY GRAVY". THINGS JUST KIND OF FELL APART SINCE THEN... BUT WE HEAR TEDDY IS DOING GOOD IN THE INTERNET PORNOGRAPHY INDUSTRY NOW!!! WE TOOK A LONG DESERVED BREAK TO RE-FIND OURSELVES AND OUR CREATIVE SPIRITS AND CREATE "METAL HEADS BFF"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OUR ONE AND ONLY MISSION AS A BAND IS TO MAKE YOUR EARS BLEED WITH OUR HXC METAL GOODNESS. MAKE SURE TO CHECK US OUT ON OZZFEST 08!!!
"There’s only 2 things I have to do in life... and that’s stick Febreeze cans up my ass, and make little girls cry"...
OUR COVER OF BRITNEY SPEARS!!!
TROO INSPIRATION OF OURS!!!
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