Rashid

This is my quote wall where I post stuff I can relate to, but if you're lucky you might say something profound or funny enough to wind up here. I guess you can sum me up by looking at the stuff here, but it is always growing and shrinking...
"If you chase two rabbits, you will lose them both."
[indian proverb]
"If you're bored then you're boring."
[harvey danger]
"Never make someone a priority when they make you an option."
[sunny]
"I'm all about having fun. You know, get a couple cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen, maybe go to Sea World and take my pants off- aaaaaand Whammy!"
[champ]
“You’re better off with the devil you know than with the devil you don’t.”
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink because when they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
[frank sinatra]
"If you don't mind your manners, we don't mind a fight."
"I said it's dodgeball time, bitch."
[stormy]
"All I wanted was to make the world a better place... and to make an assload of money."
[sparks]
"I have the strength of a bear that has the strength of *two* bears!"
[marco]
"You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?"
[wyatt earp]
"It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist."
[doc holliday]
"Look at all the stars. You look up and you think, 'God made all this and He remembered to make a little speck like me.' It's kind of flattering, really."
[morgan earp]
"It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds."
[doc holliday]
"I spent my whole life not knowing what I want out of it, just chasing my tail. Now for the first time I know exactly what I want and who... that's the damnable misery of it."
[wyatt earp]
"Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes those reasons are really stupid."
"Every rose has its thorn."
[poison]
"It's not how hard you hit, it's how hard you can get hit and keep going."
[rocky balboa]
"Sure, I'd love a nice oil painting of Abe Lincoln mud wrestling Jefferson Davis in front of a house built entirely of prime numbers, but its a bit bulky for the ninja style!!"
[tim]
"Well that's why they put the instant replay in the fucking game! So you can see if it's bullshit!"
[trent walker]
"Hey! What're you kicking me for? You want me to ask? All right, I'll ask! Ma'am, where do the high school girls hang out in this town?"
[trent walker]
"...and God said, 'let there be beef,' and there was bacon, and God said, 'that's not what I ordered! I'm not paying!'"
"You got a toothbrush? We're going to London. Do you hear that, Doug? I'm coming to London."
[avi]
"Are you ready for that? Checking into a Las Vegas hotel under a phony name with intent to commit capital fraud on a head full of acid? I sure hope so."
[dr. gonzo]
"There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us that don't want to eat meat, but still would like diarrhea."
[jim gaffigan]
"A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia."
[soap]
"Charles, get the rifle out. We're being fucked."
[winston]
"You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not."
[soap]
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