quotes, not band biography:
"Sometimes on order to win at this [life] you have to talk to yourself. You have to say...'SHUT UP!'"
"I want the Chevrolet casket..."
"One trait in highly effective people is proactivity. So happen TO things, don't let things happen to YOU"
"Millionares have a boring investment program...so what? they're millionares, I can get past the boredom."
"Fuck yo couch."
"Money sex and parents go hand in hand. They never talked to us about money or sex. We figured they had neither turns out they had both..."
"Bill and Jane went on a blind date, and had never met. They were like two hummingbirds, who had also never met."
Most of these aren't meant as funny :)
