Greetings young traveller and welcome to my web narrative,
I am grooveagent. My duty is to inform you about relevant funky live music events in the North East of England.
In spite of my advancing years I manage to stay invigorated with a good wholesome dose of funk every day. It is most advantageous for the constitution and digestion.
Should you find the information which I purvey to be unwelcome then by all means remove my good self from your friends list. However there should be little cause do do such a thing, as I shall do my utmost to be pertinent.
Farewell for now,
May we make acquaintance again before long,
As always your most humble and faithful Myspace companion,
Grooveagent45.
