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Brandi

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About Me

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. My name is Brandi. I was born at a very early age. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded. ............................................................ ........................................................... *Brandi's On Notice/Dead To Me List ... *On Notice*: Leonardo Dicaprio, Pant Cuffs, Faberge Eggs, eBay. ... *Dead To Me*: The Bush family, Men with Beards, Owls, CNN en Espanol, Wine in a box, The cast of Friends. ... *On Mini Threatdown*: Robots, Bears, Robot bears. People in plaid pants.
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My Interests

Strategery-truthiness-The Good Time Party Squad-cheese-sarcasm-the beach-my dog-pickles-road trips-jager bombs-miller light-movies-flip flops-tea-christmas-ellismate-the robot-nachos-north shore-trees-Veritas et Aeuqtias-liter o'cola-do work-margarita time-plain stuff-Gore 08-hug it out bitch-hawaii-ethanol-sirius faction-saturdays-jack johnson-shoes-bars not clubs-bags-movies-spagettios-noni-art-kokua-playing the guitar-skateboarding-traveling-rock-colbert-lamp-not working-sleeping-fun-surfing-lost-bob burnquist-johnny knoxville-cheeseburgers-party time-ukuleles-ninjas-haleiwa-pirates-longboards-nunchucks-tr ying new things-ninja stars-earth-driving-sun-loud music.

I'd like to meet:

Stephen Colbert, Al Gore, Myself from the future, The son of a bitch that hit my car, My dog's birth parents, People who are good with words, Tootie from The Facts Of Life. *

Music:

Jack Johnson, G Love, Incubus, System of a Down, Fiona Apple, Rage Against the Machine, Pepper, No Doubt, The Killers, The Beatles, The Doors, Bob Marley, Sublime, Authority Zero, Escalera, Aqualung, Coldplay, Feist, Pearl Jam, Foo Fighters, Tool, Matt Costa, Sinatra, cKy, Audioslave, The Misfits, Collie Buddz, Social Distortion, Christmas music, Old school punk, Old school rap c. 1992 (Snoop, Dre etc.) Too many to list. *

Movies:

American Beauty, Garden State, Shawshank Redemption, Good Will Hunting, Superbad, Into The Wild, Donnie Darko, Old School, Swingers, Cool Hand Luke, Big Fish, A Lot Like Love, Wedding Crashers, Cruel Intensions, The Departed, The Beach, Finding Neverland, It's A Wonderful Life, Match Point, The Endless Summer, Anchorman, Peter Pan, Super Troopers, Fight Club, Office Space, Fear & Loathing, Blow. Too many to list.

Television:

The Office, Lost, Seinfeld, Prison Break, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show *

Books:

I AM AMERICA (AND SO CAN YOU!) About the Author: Stephen Colbert resides on an organic date farm on the Tunisian coast. Walden, Civil Disobedience, Walking (Thoreau), Nature (Emerson), Cat's Cradle (Vonnegut), The Assault On Reason (Al Gore), Family Happiness (Tolstoy), Anna Karenina (Tolstoy), Education Of A Wandering Man (Louis Lamour) Other than that, I like books for holding things down on windy days.

Heroes:

Richard Gere is a real hero of mine. Sting...Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it...but the fact that he's making it...I respect that. But You know who's a real hero? That guy Hero from Heros. Now, he's a hero. Oh, and Kevin Bacon. * * *

My Blog

So...

I know this guy, and I thought he was really cool, but he turned out to be a major dildo. I was so disappointed. Go figure...  
Posted by Brandi on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 07:41:00 PST

Tomorrow it is supposed to snow...

...but I'm riding my bike to wauseon. Woo. Ok... I did it, but I don't recomend it to anyone. At least, not in 20 degree weather. The trip was awesome...yet, it sucked....
Posted by Brandi on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 07:20:00 PST

Festivus for the rest of us...

..> ..> Many Christmas's ago, a great man went to buy a doll for his son.There was only one doll left and as he reached for it, so did another man. After struggling for the doll, he thou...
Posted by Brandi on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 07:57:00 PST

Suck it up cupcake

Name:  Brandi Date of Birth:  11/8/77 Birthplace:  Napoleon, OhiHo Current Location:  Gaytown, OhiHO  Eye Color:  Hazel Hair Color:  Brown Height:  5'11" o...
Posted by Brandi on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 06:42:00 PST

May your hats fly as high as you dreams.

I feel like saying the word fuck a lot today. Fuckers.
Posted by Brandi on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 06:06:00 PST

Colbert for president..SHIT!

Stephen Colbert Drops Presidential Bid Stephen Colbert has dropped his bid for the White House. His announcement came after the South Carolina Democratic Executive Council voted last week to keep the...
Posted by Brandi on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 03:38:00 PST

Colbert 08

The word is truthiness and that word means, change. On October 16, 2007 on a lesser quality show, Stephen T. Colbert, legendary television news and comedian commentator as well as, best selling autho...
Posted by Brandi on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:06:00 PST

Do you want to be a chick magnet?

Tom Selleck has one sweet mustache! If you're a guy and you don't like the Magnum P.I. mustache then you better go to the backroom and make sure your balls are still in your pants you pussy. If y...
Posted by Brandi on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 06:39:00 PST

The enigma that is Justin Bobby

Justin Bobby is an enigma wrapped in a riddle, shrouded by mystery simply for the shear way in which he inhabits his Justin Bobby-ness. "Truth and time will tell all." - Justin Bobby...
Posted by Brandi on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 06:45:00 PST

Bring back the fanny pack.

Can the fanny pack bring sexy back... I think so!!! What is the fanny pack? The fanny pack,  is a small fabric pouch secured with a zipper and worn at the waist by a strap around the h...
Posted by Brandi on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 08:02:00 PST