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zakhwan ahmad

I am here for Friends

About Me

-bosan.. -sdng bekerja.. -study ckit2.. haha(buat paper julai) -single.. -rajin.. -slalu kene gelak ngan member kat ofis.. hampeh.. -sngt periang.. -keblakngan ni slalu pegi balai polis..(jd suspek.. hampeh) -jogging sorang2(sbb takde member ske jog pun.. -sabtu ahad aku ade kat libery p.j(leh jmp aku kat sane..) -itu je..

My Interests

entah la..

I'd like to meet:

s......

Music:

classic..

Movies:

time at the top(drama)

Television:

tak ske tgk peti racun tu.. ee.. tatut..

Books:

novel by habibulrahman,faizal tehrani.. itu je buat mase ni..

Heroes:

bapak aku..

My Blog

Top 10 Benefits of Being A Woman

1. Women got off the Titanic first. 2. Women can scare bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3. Women can be groupies. Men groupies are called "stalkers." 4. Women can...
Posted by zakhwan ahmad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Showers: Men Vs. Women

How To Shower Like A Woman... * Take off clothing and place it in sectional laundry hamper according to lights and darks. * Walk to bathroom wearing long bathrobe. * Look at your womanly physiq...
Posted by zakhwan ahmad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

tawakal seekor semut.

Diriwayatkan bahawa Nabi Sulaiman a.s bertanya kepada seekor semut,"Berapakah rezekimu dlm setahun? " Semut menjawab,"Sebutir biji gandum." Maka Nabi Sulaiman a.s pun meletakkan semut itu kedal...
Posted by zakhwan ahmad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Teka-teki bangang nak mampos!

Teka-teki bangang nak mampos! 1) Lubang ape yang rasanye hangat,nikmat dan nyaman? Answer: LUBANGun pagi2, tarik selimut pas tu tido balik. 2) Minyak ape yang disukai oleh lelaki? Answer: MIN...
Posted by zakhwan ahmad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST