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About Me

The name's Matt. I am extremely comfortable with my masculinity and sexuality, so much so in fact, I am able to work care free at garage clothing (for those of you who don't know, it is a teenage girls clothing store). Sometimes I may come off rather cynical and resentful, but I'm really a light-hearted, fun-loving guy, I swear. I have been dating my girlfriend Candace for the better part of eight years. I consider myself extremely lucky to have met the girl of my dreams so early in my life. I spend far too much money on music, t-shirts, shoes etc.

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    My Blog

    Fucked Up!

    Firstly, their appearance on MTV (CA)  last year was like a present day example of what unsued when Fear played SNL umpteen years ago.  Secondly, the four 7"s, one 1...
    Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 23:35:00 GMT

    Opinions are like assholes, therefore Jizzer, you are an opinion.

    BLAH!
    Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 17:26:00 GMT

    I would go out tonight...

    But I haven't got a stitch to wear.
    Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 01:57:00 GMT

    ???

    Yesterday I found out that attempting to piss in an empty milk jug is enough to get you kicked out of your friend's house.  This surprised me considering he once shit on a play structure.  ...
    Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 16:55:00 GMT

    when did carrot top become a female body builder?

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    Posted by on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 15:13:00 GMT

    ipod

    It's time again to break out the iPod or whatever you have and press shuffle. List the first 15 songs that come up, no matter how embarassing. Its kinda like being in High Fidelity. 1. Frank Black - L...
    Posted by on Mon, 09 Jan 2006 15:15:00 GMT

    be the deadliest thing on wheels

    I really want to shread the coffin shaped samhain board!!!   ps.  i really enjoy the descendents because their singer milo aukerman has a phd in biochemistry, and because they're a really g...
    Posted by on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 13:57:00 GMT

    A brief summary of some of the music I enjoy

    Here are some albums I currently find somewhat arousing: 1.  Amorphis - Tales From the Thousand Lakes                 &nb...
    Posted by on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 18:20:00 GMT