I’m a modern man a man for the millennium, digital and smoke free, a diversified, multicultural, postmodern deconstructionalist, politically, anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been up-linked and downloaded. I’ve been in-putted and out sourced. I know the up side of down sizing. I know the down side of up grading. I’m a high tech lowlife a cutting edge state of the art bi costal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I’m new wave but I’m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot wired, heat seeking, warm hearted, cool customer. I’m voice activated and biodegradable. I interface with my database. My database is in cyberspace. So I’m interactive, hyperactive and from time to time radioactive. Behind the 8-ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging the bullet, pushing the envelope. I’m on point, on task, on message and off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed. I got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar a high concept low profound medium range ballistic missionary. A street wise smart bomb a top gun bottom feeder I wear power ties I tell power lies I take power naps I run victory laps. I’m a totally on going big foot, slam dunk, rain maker with a proactive outreach, a raging workaholic, a working rageaholic, out of rehab and in denial. I got a personal trainer a personal shopper a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can’t shut me up you can’t dumb me down. Cause I’m tireless and I’m wireless. I’m and alpha-male on beta-blockers. I’m a nonbeliever and an overachiever. Laid back but fashioned forward. Up front, down home, low rent, high maintenance, super sized, high definition, fast acting, oven ready, and built to last. I’m a hands-on foot loose knee jerked head case. Prematurely post traumatic and I have a love child that sends me hate mail. But I’m feeling, I’m caring, I’m healing, I’m sharing, a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care giver. My output is down but my income is up. I take a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk mail. I eat junk food. I buy junk bonds. I watch trash sports. I’m gender specific, capitol intensive, and user friendly. I like rough sex. I like tough love. I use the “F†word in my E-mail and the software on my hard drive is hardcore, no soft porn. I bought a microwave at a mini mall I bought a mini van at a mega store. I eat fast food in the slow lane. I’m toll free, bite sized, ready to wear and I come in all sizes. A fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle. I’ve been pre-washed, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post dated, freeze dried, double wrapped, vacuumed packed and I have an unlimited broadband capacity. I’m a rude dude but I’m the real deal. Lean and mean. Cocked, locked and ready to rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide, I got glide in my stride. Driving and moving, sailing and spending, jiving and grooving, wailing and winning, I don’t snooze so I don’t lose. I keep the petal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty and lunch time, is crunch time. I’m hanging in and there ain’t no doubt and I’m hanging tough, over and out…
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