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About Me

what makes the world go round..

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I AM: cold, sad, ecstatic, jumpy, angry, alive, trapped, somewhat fulfilled, curious, fatigued, relentless, oblivious observant, mean, nice, emotional, tired, hateful, betrayed, in pain, confused, patient, restless, boney, hurting, thinking, jolly, weird, normal, aware, searching, learning, pleased.div>

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Helena Bonham Carter. My true demented psycho self. Non fake people. you know the ones that pretend to be amazingly smart when they see people they hardly talk to. My real father.
I have no idea who this woman is, but she is absolutely amazing!

My Blog

cool story i came up with while writing messages to some dude

well good sir kangas do, except they eat the pot. cus it grows in their habitat at the zoo. thats what keeps the zoo keepers from letting all the animals out. except they find out later that the kanga...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 09:38:00 GMT

fake like pamela andersons tits

"well at least he liked my personality, so that's good i guess" said stupid crazy bitch "no he liked your fake, dead, rotting personality" i thought to myself, wishing everybody would realize it
Posted by on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 09:49:00 GMT

note to self

jerry springers mailing addy Jason Hartshorn c/o The Jerry Springer Show 454 N. Columbus Drive, 2nd Floor Chicago, IL 60611.
Posted by on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 00:47:00 GMT

like a rabbit to a fucking top hat

i am thinking to much and its overwhelming., all i want to do is sit cozy and warm on a roof top and look at the christmas lights. but no. im alive! i cant just have this number 1 request!? ...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 15:42:00 GMT

i despise those eyes

i fucking hate her eyes. and her face, and her hair. i hate everything about her but she wont leave my mind! i dont want to remember her! i want to leave her behind but she is haunting me. she wont le...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 00:29:00 GMT

you just have to

you just have to slide it in there slowly until it udjusts to its size??? AND THEN YOU GO FOR IT!!! lol!!
Posted by on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:59:00 GMT

sadest thing ever

my mom and i were on our way home, when we nocticed two black labs running across our side on the highway, trying to get across to the other side. everyone on our side slowed down, and swerved as...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 10:12:00 GMT

Forgive me

Forgive me Forgive me Forgive me Forgive me Forgive me Forgive me Forgive me Forgive me Forgive me Forgive me Forgive me Forgive me Forgive me Forgive me Forgive me Forgive me Forgive me Forgive me ...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 21:58:00 GMT

funny questions. even stupider answers

1.) If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:a carton of amercan spirits. fire power. barbie clothes. shoes. outside the box would be a little girl who would take care of me. t...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 15:18:00 GMT

khaos

i hate it when random parts of ones life are amazing and peachy, and nothing can go wrong. then the next day you wake up to someone blaming shit on you that you didnt do, and they wont believe you. th...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 13:25:00 GMT