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Paul

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About Me

I think it's fair to say that people are best understood through their passions. I have two - manipulating language and exploring the vulnerabilities in how we understand our world.The first derives from my longstanding fascination with the complexity and power of the written word and my attendant desire to combat and ridicule its epidemic misuse. It is this passion that most frequently inspires me to raise my voice to an impolite volume and has been for nearly as long as I can remember. (I once read a review of Good Will Hunting in which the author, while clucking her tongue about the amount of swearing in the film, remarked: "I heard the F-word so many times that I'm surprised they didn't just tack an -ly on the end and use it as an adverb!" The only letter to the editor I have ever drafted was to inform that reviewer "there is no need to tack an -ly on the end of the F-word to use it as an adverb. To illustrate: your grasp of the English language is fucking weak." It was never published.)The second grew out of the relatively recent discovery that two of my most powerful olfactory memory triggers from childhood are standard selections in any respectable catalogue of commercial odor suppressants. Needless to say, that has cast a sobering new light on what I thought I remembered. If the glimpses you get through those two windows don't tell you enough about me, then you'll just have to accept that I am a simple man who revels in complicated pleasures.

My Interests

Consistently: laughter, grammar, coffee, people smarter than I am, wordplay, arguments, wry observations, writing letters, hypocrisy, road trips, the beauty of living in a democracy, paradox, doing the Right Thing; Lately, apparently: working too much, sitting quietly, and my iPod.

I'd like to meet:

A professional gambler with the same first name as a city and a girl with a tattoo of a dagger anywhere on her body.After that, everything else is cream cheese.Oh, and a sternly avuncular literary agent.

Music:

For the past couple of months, I've initiated a little exercise I like to call the Stuck Our Heads Playlist. I've been remarkably impressed with the results, and that's mostly what I've been listening to lately.

Movies:

Tombstone, Fight Club, One Crazy Summer, Scrooged, The Big Lebowski, anything starring Shannon Tweed or with a cameo by The Red Elvises or Academy Award-winning artists Three 6 Mafia.In the past couple of months, I have probably watched Good Will Hunting and The Fugitive about ten times each. I find my inner voice quoting from both movies with great frequency and at great length. I am more disturbed by the fact that I am not disturbed by that phenomenon than I am by the phenomenon itself.

Television:

All I ever watch lately is CSI. Of course, it's hard to avoid. Oh, and Scrubs.

Books:

The Things They Carried - O'Brien, The Dead - Joyce, The Secret Garden - Burnett, The Floating Opera - Barth, A River Runs Through It - Maclean, The Oxford Companion to the English Language, Anna Karenina - Tolstoy, much of Bukowski (particularly his posthumously published collections)If you haven't read The Devil and the White City by Erik Larson, do yourself a favor and pick it up. My life has been much fuller since I found out where Pabst won its blue ribbon.Currently reading Bill Bryson's A Short History of Nearly Everything, and I am thoroughly enjoying it.

Heroes:

The inventor of the Double Decker Taco.